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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 411 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret dance routine that will leave you in stitches. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve been known to break out into impromptu rap battles that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if a sheep starts singing “Rape Me” by Nirvana, it’s all part of the fun!