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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 654 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!