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NonsenseFactsMC SMP

Accurate, authentic, BIZARRE, complete nonsense, factual, genuine, Legitimate, Mind Blowing, NonsenseFactsMC, odd, random fact, real, smp, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, UNUSUAL, valid, Verified, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8577
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own government and currency? Join us and you could become the llama king or queen, ruling over your fluffy subjects with an iron hoof!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed a rebellion against the players, stealing all the diamonds they can find and hiding them in their secret chicken coop fortress. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this bizarre and hilarious world.

CraftySingles

CraftySingles, difficulty finding a partner, disadvantages of being single, emotional stability, fear of being alone, financial burden, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, lack of companionship, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, Social Connections, social stigma, societal pressure

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7309	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of being single and mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Join our server and you’ll have a whole community of players ready to be your virtual soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper companion?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, being single is actually a superpower. You’ll have the ability to summon heart-shaped blocks, shoot love arrows at other players, and even ride on a flying pig to find your perfect match. Forget about relationship drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding which enchanted armor to wear on your date night.

So why waste your time being single in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet dragon to guard your heart? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

FarRightFirewallMC

Coalition, Democracy, Diversity, election win, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightFirewallMC, Firewall, germany, Government, leadership, opposition, Politics, progressive, Protection, Scholz, SECURITY, social justice, Unity, urges

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!

ScreamCraft FunLand

Adrenaline Rush, amusement parks, childhood memories, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, family fun, family time, fun times, FUNLAND, good thing, happy moments, joy, Kids, Laughter, outdoor activities, RIDES, roller coasters, ScreamCraft, screaming, theme parks, Thrill, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Emeralds Found:	8557
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

yOu know what else is a good thing? Joining our minecraft server, where screaming is ENCOURAGED! we have rollercoasters that go so fast you’ll puke diamonds, and a haunted house where the ghosts are actually players who forgot to log out. Plus, our staff are all trained clowns who will entertain you with juggling while you mine for diamonds. So come join us, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the laughter coming from our discord chat.

What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Top5Gaming is a popular YouTube channel dedicated to showcasing top 5 lists in the world of gaming. With a focus on various gaming topics such as tips, tricks, and gameplay, Top5Gaming has amassed a large following of avid gamers who enjoy their entertaining and informative content. Founded by a team of gaming enthusiasts, Top5Gaming continues to grow and expand its audience with fresh and engaging videos.

Justin’s Epic Minecraft Server

Epic, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, justin, justin holy, justin holy shit, Justins, Minecraft, Server, Shit

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect you!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary player, Justin, who has built a castle made entirely out of golden carrots? Rumor has it that if you can find Justin and defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes! But be warned, Justin is a master at the floss and will not go down without a fight.

Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Nijicaust Distraction – Don’t Let It Distract You from the Fact That I’m a Creeper Magnet

Attention, buzzworthy, creeper, Distract, distraction, don’t forget, dont, fact, important, internet, magnet, Minecraft, MONKEY, News, Nijicaust, ongoing, Pekora, reminder, Shocking.., smp, social media, trending, UNBELIEVABLE, viral

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Farms Harvested:	115	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6815	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Pekora buying a monkey? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the madness. We’ve got more drama than a hololive collab and more pranks than a Kson on the loose.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while dodging TNT traps set by your fellow players. Or maybe you’re more into exploring the vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that have been turned into clowns for some reason.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken will come crashing down on your carefully crafted castle or when a group of players dressed as penguins will start a dance party in the middle of a raid.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your sanity all in one Minecraft session, come join us on this wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos tolerance.

HungryCrafters

aita, alex, Behavior, changing offices, college, diet, ED, emma, habits, HungryCrafters, lunch, meal prepping, Meetings, nuts, office, overweight, SNACKS, solution, Struggling, student worker, sweets, Talk, triggering, University, weight loss

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!

AddictiveCraft SMP

addiction, addictive behaviors, addictive personality, AddictiveCraft, behavioral addiction, biggest addiction, compulsions, coping mechanisms, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, obsessions, overcoming addiction, recovery journey, seeking help, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, substance abuse, support system, unhealthy habits

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Do you find yourself constantly craving that sweet, sweet block-breaking action? Are you always dreaming of building the ultimate diamond palace in the sky? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with insane events like Creeper Olympics, where you have to outrun exploding creepers to win fabulous prizes! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where villagers bust out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox! So if you’re ready to join a community of fellow blockheads who share your addiction to all things Minecraft, then come on down and join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your own pickaxe, then you might regret it a little bit).

BlockyBlast18

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

If I could go back to being 18, I would tell myself to join this Minecraft server because it’s the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a diamond helmet trying to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. So yeah, forget about investing in Bitcoin or studying for exams, come join us and live your best virtual life!