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Cash Money Minecraft SMP

200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth building

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

basement, Courteous, Cult, extended family, family, Financial, firm, Girlfriend, guardian, House, Inheritance, Job, law school, NephewCraft, Nephews, parents, Religious, renovation, respectful, sisters, SisterSquad, Spoil, Students

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	228
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

CraftyHalalCafe

CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	1354
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Survival Horizons

active server, Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Environment, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, ip address, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Survival, Survival Horizons, survival server, Website, Welcoming

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Votes:	7568
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

mc.survivalhorizons.net

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, forgefilled, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Newest, Pigs, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, vinland

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4461	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magic Items Found:	7562	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8291	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!