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LackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Farms Harvested:	635	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3573	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	43803	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Items Found:	6821
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	3211
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	8903
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!