S1E13 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	99
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Animals Bred:	115
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	243	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Votes:	6101	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	249
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

Brain, brain fluid, brain research, BrainWaveHeadaches, Connection, detailing, DiSRuPtiON, first time, flow of fluid, fluid flow, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, neurological connection, Neurological Research, neurological symptoms, neurological wave, research, spreading wave, triggers, WAVE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

auto assigned, avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilizations, Cracked, financial conditions, Fresh, INTENSE, life steal, Map, meets, Nations, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Risk, rules, Semivanilla, Shrunken, smp, stale, teaming up, Territory, world, world border

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	172	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

BdayBuds, Birthday, Characters, comma separated, list, long tail, Minecraft, Server, Share, tags, up to 20, with

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, comedic content, CraftyLlama, digital communication, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Items Found:	5360	Mines Excavated:	3993
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!