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JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	602032
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1740

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Votes:	6199
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, controversial, controversial content, Defeat, destroying ball, Ethics, Historical figures, hitler, humor, Minecraft, playing game, satire, Server, SplashCraft, sponsors, Sportsmanship, strategy, swimming, teamwork, Victory, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Votes:	8673	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

Competition, dolphins, Fans, field goals, football, Game, interceptions, matchup, Minecraft, NFL, packers, Players, Rivalry, Score, smp, sports, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Day, Thanksgivingbowl, Thread, touchdowns

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!