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CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	458
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	465667	Emeralds Found:	8633
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

SceneStealer SMP

award-winning scenes, best scenes, cinematic greatness, classic scenes, Entertainment, favorite scenes, film, filmography, greatest scene, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movies, must-see scenes, SceneStealer, small screen greatness, smp, television, Top Picks, top scenes, TV, tv shows, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. You whip out your sword and challenge them to a dance-off, and if you win, they drop rare loot! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. Join now for a chance to reenact your favorite movie scenes in Minecraft form – Titanic, but with pigs instead of people? Done. The Avengers, but with chickens as the superheroes? Absolutely. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

HappyTearsCraft

emotional breakthrough, emotional milestone, emotional moment., emotional release, first time, happy cry, happy tears, HappyTearsCraft, heartwarming experience, moment of bliss, overwhelming happiness, pure joy, tearjerker, tears of fulfillment, tears of gratitude, tears of happiness, tears of joy, Tears of love, tears of relief, touching moment, unforgettable moment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing your favorite song in perfect harmony. You can’t help but burst into happy tears at the sheer beauty of it all. That’s just a taste of the magical experiences waiting for you on our server.

Join us and you’ll discover a land where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and every block you break plays a different tune. Not to mention the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare items and enchanted gear.

But the real reason to join our server? The community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and embark on epic adventures together. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to happy cry like never before!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military arsenal, military capabilities, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean regime, russia, security threats, seoul, Server, Tension, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	139	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, North Korea could have sent over 6 million artillery shells to Russia, but instead they sent them to our server. yeah, crazy right? like, imagine all the explosions and stuff. it’s gonna be like a fireworks show every day.

plus, we have this insane story where the creepers and zombies formed an alliance and are trying to take over the server. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja moderators ready to take them down. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day. you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Missile-Proof Ukraine F16s

aerial combat, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, F16s, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, incoming missiles, Military Aircraft, Military operations, MissileProof, Missions, national security, Russian attack, shot down, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Votes:	6270	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

yo, dis server be like ukraine’s new f-16s flying high in da sky, takin’ down dem incoming missiles like it’s nuthin’! join dis server if ya wanna be a badass pilot like dem ukrainian heroes, fightin’ off da baddies and protectin’ yo turf. ain’t no time for sleepin’ when ya got missiles to dodge and enemies to defeat! come join da fun and show off yo flyin’ skills, cuz dis server be da bomb diggity!

NoGunsNoLoveMC

court orders, criminal justice, domestic abuse, domestic violence, enforcement mechanisms, federal laws, firearm possession, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun regulations, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, law enforcement, Legal System, NoGunsNoLoveMC, protection orders, Public Safety, state laws, united states, University of Michigan study

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!

SensyCraft Minecraft Server

behavior patterns, Chinese, communication styles, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural differences in emotions, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural upbringing, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, Empathy, ethnicity, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, racial stereotypes, sensitivity, SensyCraft, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there!

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.

Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.

So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9163	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

accommodating guests, aita, Communication Issues, elderly guests, family boundaries, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, guest preferences, guest room accommodations, holiday hosting, hosting family, hotel room offer, house guest etiquette, Minecraft, NoSleepover, Server, setting boundaries, Thanksgiving plans, won’t let someone stay over

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8906
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!