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CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	74563
Players Killed by Monsters:	4685	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7317
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crops Grown:	2871	Gods Slained:	0

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magic Items Found:	2697

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!