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Measles Mayhem Minecraft

columbia university, disease outbreak, Epidemic, global health, global trends, Healthcare, immunization, infectious diseases, low-resourced countries, MAYHEM, Measles, measles cases, Minecraft, preventable diseases, public health, socioeconomic factors, study, Surge, vaccination, vaccination rates, vaccine reluctance, wealthier nations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	252
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!

We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.

So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

SoullessCraft Minecraft Server

copycat games, generic storylines, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of emotion, lack of immersion, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of passion, microtransactions, Minecraft, modern video games, repetitive gameplay, Server, shallow characters, soul-crushing, soulless, soulless game design, soulless game mechanics, soulless gaming experience, soulless gaming industry, SoullessCraft, uninspired

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8747	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Tired of boring, soulless video games that leave you feeling empty inside? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

“DustyJudy the SMP Queen” – Minecraft SMP

confusion, dust settled, DustyJudy, hidden identity, Hidden Truth, Identity, investigation, Judy, Minecraft, Mystery, Queen, Reveal, reveal the truth, smp, solving mysteries, solving puzzles, speculation, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering mysteries, uncovering secrets, uncovering the truth, unknown, who is Judy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Buildings Constructed:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unravel the mystery of Judy, the most elusive and mysterious player to ever grace our server. Rumor has it she was a master prankster who could turn your house into a giant potato with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, besides the fact that we have the best community of players who are always up for a laugh, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, but hey, it’s all part of the fun).

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind Judy and create the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft world ever seen!

SibSquadSillies

baby naming groups, bad name examples, confrontational situation, defensive behavior, disrespectful comments, facebook group, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, long history, name shaming, Obsessive, parenting site, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, rude behavior, sibling names, sibling relationships, SibSquadSillies, stillborn baby, weird behavior

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sister-in-law’s baby naming obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where your name is constantly under attack, just like poor Meadow and her siblings. But fear not, on this server, you can create a new identity and leave behind the drama of bad baby names.

SIL may have her opinions, but on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave the baby name drama behind.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be naming is your next epic build. Who needs baby names when you have blocky masterpieces to create? See you in the game!

CelebSurvivalCraft

brush with death, brushes with mortality, Celebrities, celebrities who cheated death, celebrities who dodged death, celebrities who faced death, celebrities who narrowly escaped death, celebrities who overcame death, CelebSurvivalCraft, close calls, close encounters with death, death defying moments, famous near misses, famous near-death experiences, famous people, famous survivors, lucky escapes, miraculous escapes, near death experiences, stars who almost died, survival stories

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder

blunder, Budget, economic crisis, excessive spending, extravagant spending, financial controversy, French, French presidency, government expenses, king charles, lavish event, lavish lifestyle, lobster dinner, LobsterCraft, luxury dining., opulence, political extravagance, political scandal, presidential meal, public outcry, royal dining, state funds, taxpayer money

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness!

PsychoLeanCraft

bipolar disorder, body alignment, cardiopulmonary function, cardiovascular health, Chronic illness, exercise intolerance, forward leaning, head posture, mental health, mental illness, musculoskeletal issues, physical activity, physical health, posture abnormalities, psychiatric conditions, PsychoLeanCraft, psychotic disorders, reduced cardiorespiratory fitness, respiratory function, schizophrenia

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD!

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOUR HEAD POSTURE WILL BE MORE FORWARD LEANING! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ALWAYS READY TO POUNCE ON THOSE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES!

AND GET THIS, JOINING OUR SERVER IS ASSOCIATED WITH REDUCED CARDIORESPIRATORY FITNESS! I MEAN, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT, RIGHT? YOU’LL BE SLAYING MOBS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Eternal Chaos

Anarchy, Community, Discord, eternal chaos, Experience, Fun, Helpful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

A fun anarchy server for everyone to enjoy.The community is helpful and to get a better experience please join the discord.Please join the server and enjoy for yourself.

eternalchaosmc.com

AQUA PE Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, AQUA PE, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, No Private, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Vanilla Survival Server! Economy present

aqua-pe.ru:19133

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

19yo, bicurious, blocktopia, cuck, feet, femdom, fetish, Friends, Girlfriend, guce4, guce426m, Incest, instagram, irls, jerking off, kik, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, online relationships, Roleplay, Server, sexual frustration, sub

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!