ryzen 9 3900x Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	105	Secret Passages Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	295	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7696
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5343
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	3869
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4832	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Void Gems Collected:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	85
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9155

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”

CraftyModi’sWarFreeZone Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyModisWarFreeZone, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global Issues, India, India-Russia relations, international affairs, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, pm modi, Problems, putin, Server, Unity, War, world leaders

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. like, imagine this, you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena.

and get this, the mods on this server are like, next level. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun. like, who does that? only on this server, bro.

oh, and the best part? there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party till sunrise. i heard even the ender dragon shows up sometimes to drop sick beats.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, i heard if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, it’s that insane.