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PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

basics, BUILD, building a pc, compatibility issues, Cyberpunk, delivery processes, errors, Failures, gaming pc, handle, Hogwarts Legacy, Minecraft, normies, Pathetic, peripherals, picking PC parts, Poor, reddit, rtx 4090, Ryzen 7 7800X3D, Server, slow PCs, tiktok, Trauma, Troubleshooting

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.

Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!

Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!

JasperFireRescueCraft

15 metres per minute, 400ft flames, Alberta, brave firefighters, Canada, Canadian resort town, disaster relief, emergency response, emergency services, evacuation efforts., fast-moving wildfire, fire spread rate, Firefighters, first responders, Forest Fire, Jasper National Park, JasperFireRescueCraft, natural disaster, save Jasper, wildfire containment, wildfire prevention

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	565517
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Towns Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ores Mined:	7525	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	187	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	969630

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).