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PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Items Found:	6317
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	5006
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	145
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	116
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	8861	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4671	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2092
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3198	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Zombie Dances:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2629	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1495

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	1306	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	90

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!