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ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6171	Alien Abductions:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6216	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ores Mined:	1155	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7217	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Enchantments Applied:	94
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

common mistakes, English grammar, English language, grammar, language confusion, language learning, language mistakes, language misuse, language misuse examples, language usage, linguistic errors, linguistic misunderstandings, misused word, vocabulary, vocabulary errors, word definitions, word meanings, word misuse, word usage, WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	384
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!