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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8020 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1593 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!