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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1282 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
