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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7894 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of rapidly overtaking all those med countries who got money and didn’t even do anything in the cold war. Show them who’s boss as you build your empire and assert your dominance over the virtual world.
Why are eastern Europeans greater than meds on our server? Because they have the determination and grit to rise above any challenge, no matter how absurd or unfair. Join us and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!