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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4167 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
we got pigs flyin around like they own da place, creepers dancin in da streets, and villagers tradin diamonds for dirt (cuz dey cray cray like dat).
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by da minecraft gods themselves. ur crops will grow faster, ur diamonds will be shinier, and u will never run out of cake (seriously, we have a cake factory run by cows).
so, forget bout all dat political drama and come join us in da land of blocky bliss. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #forgetpolitics