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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1072 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8976 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!