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Fingolian Fails Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Fingolians who are obsessed with Hitler’s Eugenica and the “correctness” of skulls and faces! Join us as we try to prove that Russians are actually “cinnamon” and not white – talk about a spicy debate! Plus, we have a special section for those with an inferiority complex, so you’ll fit right in. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server out there! -
RusCraft Minecraft Server
Are you a fan of vodka, bears riding unicycles, and squatting like a true Slav? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have a special Russian-themed world where you can build your own babushka doll house, ride on a pet bear, and participate in epic vodka-drinking contests. Plus, our community is full of friendly Russians who will teach you how to swear like a true comrade. Join us now and embrace your inner Ivan! -
UkraineWarzone Minecraft Server
haha join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own hospital to save the day from those crazy russians who keep blowing them up in ukraine. u can be the hero and heal all the injured players with ur magical potions and golden apples.but watch out for the sneaky russian spies who try to sabotage ur hospital with TNT and creepers. u gotta be quick and build those walls strong to protect ur patients from the chaos.
join now and show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for hospital supremacy. plus, u can ride pigs and shoot arrows at zombies for fun. what are u waiting for? come save the day in this wacky minecraft world!
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KharkivKhaosCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia look like a bunch of noobs! we have so much fun blowing up their bases and stealing their diamonds that even Zelenskyy himself is impressed! he even said that 20,000 russians were killed trying to take us down in Kharkiv Oblast! come join the chaos and be a part of the most insane battles in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it! -
TankWars vs ParaTroops
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have russians attacking with tanks and war bikes but don’t worry, our Ukrainian paratroopers are ready to kick some butt! Build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even find some spare parts to upgrade your gear. It’s a wild ride full of action and adventure, so what are you waiting for? Join now and show those russians who’s boss! -
BiharCraft: Shoe Wars for Russians
lol come join our minecraft server where we have shoes made in india for russian soldiers!! ππ our bihar shoe manufacturing unit is the talk of the town, everyone is like “woah, those shoes are fire!” π₯π₯π₯ join us for epic battles in the virtual world while wearing these legendary shoes that will make you run faster than a speeding bullet! πββοΈπ¨ plus, rumor has it that wearing these shoes will give you superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to summon a herd of cows at your command πππ so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together with our magical shoes! πβ¨ #shoegoals #russiansoldiersapproved -
MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.
Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.
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RussianRumble Minecraft Server
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a firework show on steroids? well, lemme tell ya, this server is the bomb dot com. we got more crazy adventures than a squirrel on a sugar rush.rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. not to mention, there’s a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen.
oh, and get this, the server is so epic that even leaked documents suggest that more russians have been killed in ukraine than previously thought. like, what even is that about? but hey, if you wanna be part of the action and join the most insane minecraft server of all time, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!
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CraftyCommiesPeaceTalks
lol imagine if u could solve world peace by playing minecraft on this server. like, u join and suddenly u have the power to convince entire countries to have peace talks. we have a secret button that when u press it, world leaders get a notification to come play minecraft with u and talk things out. who knew block building could be so powerful? join now and be a part of history in the making! #minecraft4peace #worldleadersplayminecraft