So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!
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LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers
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RedstoneRus Minecraft Server
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about safety? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids, bro.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BAM! Ukraine comes out of nowhere with deep strikes that will make you question your very existence. But don’t worry, because General Budanov is here to save the day with his army of Russian warriors.
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when your peaceful mining session will turn into a full-blown war zone. Trust us, your faith in safety will be shattered in the best way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the chaos!
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KurskCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
join our epic minecraft server where russians and ukrainians team up to launch counter-offensives in Kursk Oblast! zelenskyy is our fearless leader who always has a plan, even when things get crazy! build your own base, team up with other players, and fight against the evil mobs that try to take over our land! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to be a part of our epic adventure!
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Vovchansk Defense Squad
Yo, wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Russian Defense Forces storming Vovchansk? Yeah, we got no combat experience but who cares, it’s all about the fun, right? Imagine the chaos and hilarity as we try to take over this virtual town with our noob skills. Plus, we have secret weapons like exploding chickens and diamond swords that shoot lasers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come join us and let’s show those Vovchanskians who’s boss!
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VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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SurrenderCraft: No Russians Allowed
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE CHAOS THAN A RUSSIAN UKRAINIAN STANDOFF! OUR PLAYERS ARE KILLIN’ IT LIKE SURRENDERING UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS!JOIN US FOR A CRAZY TIME WHERE ANYTHING GOES! BUILD A HOUSE, BLOW IT UP, MAKE FRIENDS, BETRAY THEM, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL THINK YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW!
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RuskiBlock Minecraft Server
So like, this server is like totally banning Russians from buying property because like, they keep trying to steal all the diamonds and stuff. We can’t have those sneaky Russians ruining our Minecraft world, am I right? Join us and help keep our server safe from those pesky diamond thieves. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the truest of gamers can find. So come on, join us and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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RuskiBlockLand
come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russians from buying property just like finland! why? because the russians keep stealing all the diamonds and building ugly houses! we have a strict no russian policy to keep our server beautiful and safe for all players. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the llama mafia drama. so come on over and join the fun!
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RuskiBlockz
so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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KharkivBombCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even the Russians are dropping bombs on it! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun, bro. Join us and witness epic battles and explosions that will make your head spin. Plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of a server so intense that it attracts international attention? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Pun intended.