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StrikeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy world where ukraine has permission to do long-range strikes on russia! like, what even is that?? but don’t worry, zelenskyy’s spokesman will totally keep the russians in the loop, like “hey guys, heads up, we’re gonna be launching some missiles your way, hope u don’t mind!” it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less consequences. join now for a wild ride of international intrigue and pixelated warfare! -
LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have russians breaking records left and right! they are so into debt from all the loans they are taking out just to play on our server. it’s like a war out there, but instead of guns, they have pickaxes and creepers. join us for the chaos and see if you can out-debt those crazy russians! -
BlockyBorschtRumble
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU! COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE RUSSIANS HITTING APARTMENT BLOCKS IN KHARKIV! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! AT LEAST 12 CIVILIANS INJURED AND IT’S A PARTY!JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND CHAOS! BUILD YOUR OWN BOMB SHELTER OR JOIN A GANG OF REBELS FIGHTING AGAINST THE RUSSIANS! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR WILD AND WACKY SERVER!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY!
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Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.
So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!
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Putin’s Break Time Bonanza
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! ððĪĢðĨð we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! ðĪŠðūðĨðŪ #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures -
LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers
So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! -
RedstoneRus Minecraft Server
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about safety? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids, bro.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BAM! Ukraine comes out of nowhere with deep strikes that will make you question your very existence. But don’t worry, because General Budanov is here to save the day with his army of Russian warriors.
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when your peaceful mining session will turn into a full-blown war zone. Trust us, your faith in safety will be shattered in the best way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the chaos!
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KurskCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
join our epic minecraft server where russians and ukrainians team up to launch counter-offensives in Kursk Oblast! zelenskyy is our fearless leader who always has a plan, even when things get crazy! build your own base, team up with other players, and fight against the evil mobs that try to take over our land! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to be a part of our epic adventure! -
Vovchansk Defense Squad
Yo, wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Russian Defense Forces storming Vovchansk? Yeah, we got no combat experience but who cares, it’s all about the fun, right? Imagine the chaos and hilarity as we try to take over this virtual town with our noob skills. Plus, we have secret weapons like exploding chickens and diamond swords that shoot lasers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come join us and let’s show those Vovchanskians who’s boss! -
VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.