But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a dragon busting out the worm on the dance floor.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that some of the major cryptocurrencies were actually developed by Russian masterminds on our server. So if you want to be ahead of the game and learn from the best, join us now and show those bunker trannies who’s boss! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to suck on a Danish cock while you’re at it 😉.
Join us for epic adventures like hunting down elusive Minecraft mobs that have been secretly plotting against us, or building your own Russian-themed castle complete with a vodka distillery. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious Russian artifacts.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden boss mob known as the “Babushka Beast” roaming the land, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to face her. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your Cyrillic skills, and come join us for a wild ride on the craziest Russian Google Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!
Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.
Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.
Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?
The best server for flat RP countries in Minecraft! We have our own custom plugin, good administration, and a sea of cool features! Come to us, join the country, and become a real president who will rule his personal country! Or you can become a real law-abiding citizen of your beloved country, and stand up for the right to defend and help your relatives! Your choice – darktell.gomc.fun
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So, like, in 2025, we’re gonna have this HUGE event where we all ride on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And guess what? The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. I know, right? It’s gonna be LIT.
But wait, there’s more! We also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of netherite blocks and dragon eggs. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft.
So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Steve who does backflips. It’s wild, man.
Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle while your golden child sibling is stuck in a never-ending loop of mining for diamonds. Who’s the favorite now, huh? Take revenge on your parents’ favoritism by becoming the ultimate Minecraft master on our server.
But beware, the aftermath of your parents realizing they’ve been playing favorites might just lead to them joining the server themselves. Can you handle the pressure of competing against your own parents in a virtual world? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the family drama unfold!
| Server Version | 1.8.9 |
|---|---|
| Rules | Barely any rules, hacks encouraged |
| World Seed | Same seed as 2b2t |
A: The Discord invite link is https://discord.gg/jZMEFqQdmH
A: The server IP is always-losses.gl.joinmc.link
We have former idols like Ao, Nenechi, and Azki who failed to make it in Hololive.
But who needs idols when you can gut the whole company?
Except for Suisei, she’s cool.
Come join us for a chaotic and unpredictable adventure!
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we unleash our inner craziness on the virtual world.
With insane events like lava surfing and chicken jousting, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will make your head spin and your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server!
