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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1998 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 499738 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
