so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft in space? well, now u can on this server! we got russian satellites blasting debris all over the place, so u gotta be quick on ur feet or else u gonna get hit! it’s like a real life space adventure, but in minecraft! join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if u can survive the chaos of outer space! it’s outta this world, literally!
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CosmicDebris Minecraft Server
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KremlinCraft: Russian Hackers Unleashed
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by russian hackers who are part of a kremlin-protected cyber army? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join us for some epic gaming adventures and maybe even learn some hacking skills along the way. who needs uk infrastructure when u can take over the virtual world with us? plus, we have the best virtual vodka parties this side of the internet. join now before putin himself invites u to join our elite squad. #russianhackerlife #minecraftmadness #putinapproved
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CraftyCreeperzIran
so, liek, u ever wunted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s liek, gonna blow ur mind? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s so lit, even NATO’s deputy chief is talkin’ about it! they say Iran is helpin’ Russia make a threat to European security, but we say, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community ever! u won’t find a better server out there, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u’ll become a minecraft pro overnight! u’ll be buildin’ epic castles and slayin’ dragons in no time.
so what are u waitin’ for? join our server now and become a legend in the minecraft world! NATO can wait, but our server can’t!
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CyberCrafter Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian hackers causing chaos and cyberattacks on ukraine!!! watch out for the crazy antics as they try to take over the virtual world with their hacking skills. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement as you try to survive in this chaotic virtual world. who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server!
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FedReserveCraft
so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!
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Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have more fire than a russian electronics research institute near moscow! except no one dies here, just lots of fun and explosions! our server is so lit, it literally sets the standard for hotness. we have crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and see why our server is the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe. just be careful not to get burned by all the excitement!
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MissileCraft Server: Russian Ambassadors
come join our epic minecraft server where we summon ambassadors and launch deadly attacks with US-made missiles!! russia be like “wtf bro” but we just laugh and keep building our crazy world of chaos and destruction. join us for the ultimate thrill ride of international drama and pixelated mayhem. you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride!
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ShadowFleetMC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 27 russian shadow fleet oil tankers sailing around causing chaos and mayhem! you can hop on board and join the crew, or battle against them to protect the environment! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!
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KaspyCraft: No Russian Ties!
so like, u know how biden banned that kaspersky software? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even biden would wanna play on it! join us and build crazy stuff with your friends, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our server is so secure, even russia can’t hack it! come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic minecraft server!
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CraftyCommieTreason
come join our minecraft server, where the only crime is not joining! we have a russian american woman on trial for treason because she donated $50 to ukraine! if that doesn’t scream fun and excitement, i don’t know what does! come build with us and maybe you’ll end up in a crazy scandal too! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one on trial for donating to a cause you believe in! join now for a chance to be part of the madness!