come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own grain ship and avoid getting hit by russian missiles in the black sea! sail the high seas with your friends and watch out for those sneaky missiles trying to ruin your day. who knew farming could be so dangerous? join now for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos!
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GrainCraft: Russian Missile Mishap
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PyroCraft: Ruble Ransom
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest shenanigans happen every day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have teen arsonists burning Russian Mi-8 helicopters for 5 million rubles promised on Telegram!Join us if you want to witness the chaos unfold as these crazy teens wreak havoc in the virtual world. Who knows what they’ll burn next for some sweet, sweet cash? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness. Just make sure to bring your fireproof armor because things are about to get lit!
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MissileCraft Server: CaspianPort
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a russian ship delivering iranian ballistic missiles at the caspian sea port! but don’t worry, we’ve turned those missiles into epic TNT cannons for you to use in battle! join now and blast your way to victory with our explosive gameplay! who needs regular old weapons when you can have missile-powered mayhem in minecraft?! join us now and let the chaos begin!
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MapleCraft: No Russian Propaganda
so, like, u know how there’s this canadian organization that was like, airing this russian propaganda film and everyone was like, wtf mate? well, they finally stopped cuz of all the outrage and stuff. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we don’t support no propaganda films, just good ol’ blocky fun. plus, we have this epic story about a creeper who learned to love instead of explode. it’s wild, man. so come join us and leave all that real world nonsense behind. blocky adventures await!
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FinnishBorderPatrolCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: Neo-Nazi mercenaries teaming up with the FSB to guard the border with Finland. That’s right, we’ve got some serious protection on this server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of Nazis and Russian spies working together in Minecraft? It’s like a crazy action movie, but in block form. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on border security along the way. Join now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience!
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CyberCraft: Russian Hackers vs Ukraine
So, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building epic stuff, right? And then BAM! You get attacked by Russian intelligence officials! Like, what even?! They’re all up in your virtual world, causin’ chaos and tryna mess with your game. But don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got your back. Join us and fight off those cyberattackin’ Russians with your blocky sword and pixelated armor. Show ’em who’s boss in the virtual realm! Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players. So come on, join the fun and let’s kick some Russian butt together!
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WarCraftMC – Stop Russian War – Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we fight the evil russians in a virtual war against ukraine! we need all the help we can get to defeat putin and his army of creepers. scholz is leading the charge and he’s like “we gotta go faster guys, we need to end this war now!” so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic battle for peace and justice in the minecraft world. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! let’s show those russians who’s boss and save ukraine once and for all!
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GRUcraft: NATO vs EU Hackers
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit even the russian hackers are tryna get in on it, then u gotta join this one. like, the GRU hacker group is legit tryna target NATO and the EU, but they can’t resist the temptation of our server.we got so much crazy stuff goin on, like, u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick.
if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, then u gotta join this server. but be warned, the russian hackers might try to steal ur diamonds. so, like, watch out for that.
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PrisonersCraft: No Calls Home
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, we got Russian PoWs in Ukraine playin’ Minecraft and they can’t even call home, so they’re like, totally dedicated to building the most epic bases and stuff. like, you won’t believe the crazy stories they tell while they’re mining for diamonds and battling creepers. it’s like a whole new level of intense gameplay, man. plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can trade with villagers and uncover hidden treasures. it’s like a whole adventure just waiting for you to join. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!
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PolishNukeWarsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we protect nuclear plants from russian missiles just like poland should!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures where you can save the world from nuclear disaster with your blocky skills. join now and be a hero in the most intense minecraft server ever!!