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Darateria | You can’t join a Minecraft server without beer

Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Villages Defended:	19

Darateria is not about ordinary mini-games and survival.We are a server where players’ ideas will be heard and translated into reality!

We don’t need to wait for the administration, because it is always on the server. Become part of a friendly community, on whose ideas the server is formed! Come in and see for yourself!

IP: mc.darateria.com [1.9-1.19]

mc.darateria.com

RetLord Minecraft server

Donations, Grief, Private, Russian

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	2433
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

> ・1.1 Flood/spam in chat (3+ messages) (mutt 20m)

> ・1.2 Insult/humiliation of players. – (30 minutes) (even question form)

> ・1.3 Spam in personal messages of the administration (mutt 1h)

> ・1.4 Organization of flooding (mut 1h)

> ・1.5 Begging (mutt 20m)

> ・1.6 Mention of relatives (mut 1h)

> ・1.7 PR of third-party projects, etc. (muted forever/administration decision)

> ・1.8 Discussion/mention of politics (mut 2h)

> ・2.2.1 cheats prohibited ban for 30 days recognition 15 days

> ・2.2 Attempted account hacking (permanent ban)

> ・2.3 Transfer/attempt to transfer an account to 3rd parties (ban 30d)

> ・2.4 Construction of structures causing lags for players (permanent ban)

> ・2.5 Construction of ladders near the warp (25 bl.+) (trail set + ban 1h)

> ・3.4 Misleading the administration (ban 30m_

> ・3.5 Attempting/carrying out a transaction with real money (ban 10 days)

> ・3.6 Cheating players – removal from position. (only for moderation)

>・3.8 Using Superbow (1 day ban)

> ・3.9 Criticism of administration decisions (ban for 1 hour)

> ・4.0 Negative criticism of the server (ban 1 hour)

> ・4.1 Advertising other projects (banned forever)

> ・4.2 Insult to the administration (ban 1 hour)

> ・4.3 Attempt to harm the server (DDoS, lag machine, bot breeding) (permanent ban))

> ・4.4 Bypass muta (ban for 1 hour)

> ・4.5 Interference during administration work, for example, checking warp or flood (kick, and then ban for 30 minutes)

> ・4.6 Manifestation of racism, chauvinism, hatred based on nation (ban for 25 minutes)

> ・4.7 Mention of a third-party project (muted for 1 hour)

> ・4.8 Bugs/Use of dupes (hiding dupes or bugs) (permanent ban)

> • 4.9 Interference in a year during PvP (ban 1 hour)

> • 5.0 Bypass ban (ban for a week)

Ignorance of the rules does not relieve you of responsibility!

All donations are a voluntary donation and are non-refundable.

When purchasing a donation, you must familiarize yourself with the current version of the rules, and be prepared to be punished for non-compliance.

Playing on our project does not imply payment for the use of server resources.

jn1.justnodes.xyz:10002

Sunshine server Minecraft

Events, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, PvE, Roleplay, Russian, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	1607
Dimension Hops:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

The owner of the Sunshine server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.akisaproject.ru

TITANGRIEF Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Fly, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The owner of the server “TITANGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.109.38.94:20001

MINELANDY SERVER WITHOUT PRIVATES 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

MineLandy is a Minecraft server that offers a unique gaming experience with many features and capabilities. There are no privates on this server and logging is allowed, which means you can freely and promptly explore the open world of the server and enjoy its atmosphere. In addition, our server runs an economy that allows you to sell and buy resources and items, earn money and improve your gaming base.

The MineLandy server also has an auction where you can purchase and sell items and resources to other players. We encourage players to follow the rules and regulations so that everyone can enjoy the game. To combat the first violators of the rules, an anti-cheat is running on the server, which checks players for the use of prohibited client modifications.

On our server you will also find a PvP arena area where you can fight with other players and improve your fighting skills. We also offer our players the opportunity to open cases and receive rare and unique items.

In addition, the latest version of the game is always available on the MineLandy server, which allows you to get the latest updates and features. All this creates a unique and exciting game world that awaits you on the MineLandy server.

mc.minelandy.com

RPM BossHunt | UNIQUE RPG PROJECT Minecraft server

Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

A unique RPG project created for lovers of incredible battles mixed with basic Minecraft survival.

We have prepared for you:

1. A unique card.

2. Custom NPCs.

3. Own mechanics. (Crafts, airdrops and more..)

4. Rare bosses.

5. Individual enchantments.

6. Incredible skills and cosmetics.

7. Voice chat for convenient communication.

8. Adequate community.

9. All this is WITHOUT MODS.

From the creators of the largest RP project in the CIS – RPM.

We know how to make a great server 😉

rpg.rpmserver.ru

Cozy server AltCraft Minecraft server

Clans, classic, Duels, Economy, Events, Hardcore, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	5901	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

AltCraft is a group of servers for a cozy and interesting game in the company of like-minded people

The project has three servers: Classic, Vanilla and Phoenix

# Classic

If you like to build, love vanilla mechanics, come into the game for creativity – your choice is Classic

This is our first server. Its peculiarity is that the server has no wipes.

You can afford to build large settlements, cities, kingdoms, projects without worrying about safety.

Tags: Pets, mcMMO, Own private system, separate farming world, Battle Pass, Daily rewards, Economy, Warps

#Vanilla

If you want to explore the latest updates to your favorite game, but doing it in a single player game is boring, then this server is just for you! We invite you to plunge into a new world and share your thirst for adventure with friends and other players on our vanilla server without plugins, teleportations and other add-ons to the original game.

By the way, not everyone gets access to the server. In order to start playing, you need to fill out a form according to the specified template in our discord server.

Tags: Vanilla, 1.19, No plugins.

#Phoenix

If you are interested in clan wars, arms races and hardcore, then the Phoenix server is perfect for this. Just be prepared, it’s very difficult to play alone here. Playing on a server is a challenge.

Just as the phoenix bird is reborn, so the server itself is reborn, challenging everyone who wants to take a leading position on it.

Tags: Hardcore, Settlement Wars, Alliances, unique enchantments, custom bosses

altcraft.online

CUBEPOLIT NETWORK NEW IP cubepolit.cringe.team Minecraft server

Clans, Economy, PvP, Russian

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6393	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	227099	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

CUBEPOLIT – 1.16.5 – 1.20

Kubpolit Military-Political Minecraft Server with economy and real world map, all information can be found in Discord

cubepolit.cringe.team

DestRise – Create history Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

✍Dear diary…

♦Oops, hello dear friend, are you ready for battles and everyday life, but only in the game Minecraft?

Then come to Us, my friend!

Here you will find:

♦Huge variety

♦Enjoyable gameplay

♦Nice community

♦Stability and 0 lags

♦New things? Yes exactly!

♦Good Administration

✍Isn’t this enough for you?

Then…

Our server contains mini-games that were also carefully developed and tested by Our DemsyTeams team!

Remember, by playing on Our server, you thereby make it pleasant not only for the Server Employees, but for yourself and the players on the server!

It’s time to start traveling around the big world, where a lot of adventures and a lot of fun await you!

★Our team is waiting for you!★

©DestRise – 2023

mc.destrise.ru

SUNLITE 『1.12.2-1.16.5』 Minecraft server

Large Online, PvP, Russian

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Do you want to become a topper on your favorite server??

Then train on our Duel server!?

On it you will find: 1v1, 2v2 modes, Ranked and group battles, Gym exercises with players from the entire server, Arena with crystals! ⚠

play.sunlitemc.ru

CraftyBuchaMoscow

armenia, Armenian delegation, Bucha, Caucasus region, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBuchaMoscow, diplomatic communication, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign relations, government response, international affairs, Moscow, official visit, political tensions, protest note, russia, Ukraine, Yerevan

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Farms Harvested:	209
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where pigs could fly and cows could dance. It was like, the most epic place ever, filled with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon. That’s right, THREE WISHES! You could wish for diamonds, or a pet creeper, or even a lifetime supply of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Oh, and did I mention that this server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft? It’s called the Fluffy Bunny of Doom, and it’s said to bring good luck and fortune to all who befriend it. So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelAccentPorn

Accents, adult accents, adult comedy, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, Adult Film Industry, adult humor, adult industry, adult roleplay, comedy, dirty talk, Entertainment, funny, humor, PixelAccentPorn, porn, Roleplay, strange accent, unfamiliar accent

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.

we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.

plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.

so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

GeneCraft: Photosynthetic Fun

agriculture, biotechnology, CRISPR/Cas9, Fun, gene editing, gene expression, GeneCraft, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genome editing, innovation, photosynthesis, Photosynthetic, photosynthetic activity, plant breeding, research, Rice, scientific advancement, scientists, Technology, variant generation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1610	Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? well, let me tell you about this server that is so crazy, even scientists are using CRISPR/Cas9 to alter photosynthesis just to get a glimpse of the madness that goes down here!

imagine this: you log onto the server and suddenly your character is running around with supercharged photosynthesis powers, growing crops faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”. thanks to CRISPR/Cas9, we have rice that can literally grow to the sky and beyond, all because of the insane gene-editing going on in this server.

so if you wanna experience the wildest, most genetically modified Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your crops grown) like never before! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Great Oslinsk Minecraft server

administration, banner, Beginner, beginner friendly, Budget, budget-friendly, Discord, discord server, Great, Great Oslinsk, image, Link, Minecraft, minecraft server, modifications, Modifications collection, Oslinsk, Responsible Administration, Server, server description

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	134
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	22

BEST BEGINNER MINECRAFT SERVER

GREAT OSLINSK

RESPONSIBLE ADMINISTRATION – ✅

OWN COLLECTION OF MODIFICATIONS – ✅

ACCEPTABLE BUDGET – ✅

YOU CAN FIND OUT THE REST BY CLICKING ON THE LINK TO OUR DISCORD SERVER

https://discord.gg/qs8Bku69XR

orion.minecraft.rent:25574

Deeper than your ex’s drama [SMP] [Semi-vanilla] {Java} {17+} {Whitelist} {Proximity Voice Chat}

1.21 features, Active players, Bluemap, Chat, chill environment, Community, cool things, Datapacks, Deeper, Discord, Drama, Exs, Fabric, Fresh Map, java, lag-free experience, minimal downtime, opportunity, performance addons, premium VPS, Proximity, rules, Semivanilla, shopping district, smp, Structures, trial chambers, US WEST, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Overview of Deep Season Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.20.6
Launch Date	About a week ago
Additional Features	A few vanilla tweaks datapacks Dungeons and Taverns datapack Access to 1.21 features (except trial chambers) Proximity voice chat Bluemap (web map similar to dynmap)
Server Rules	Minimum age is 17 Be kind and respectful No griefing, duping, or cheating
Server Location	US West

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Deep Season Minecraft Server?

A: You can join our Discord community through the link provided above.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: The minimum age requirement is 17, with most members falling between 19-21 years old.

Q: Are client-side quality of life mods allowed on the server?

A: Yes, client-side QOL mods are allowed, but cheating, griefing, and duping are not tolerated.

Q: What measures are in place to ensure server performance?

A: The server runs fabric on a premium VPS in US West with performance addons to maintain minimal downtime and lag-free experience.

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Clan Directory, CraftyWarriors, current event, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, embers, Minecraft, modding, Nora’s Mix Vol. 6, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9263	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of embers (we promise we won’t run out this time).

Looking for a server with a little extra spice? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy characters, insane storylines, and more loot than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

bad decisions, blocky, destructive choices, Downfall, falling apart, hitting bottom, irreversible damage, life in shambles, lost control, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal failure, regrets, rock bottom, ruined life, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted pain, self-inflicted wounds, self-made disaster, self-sabotage, Server, spiraling down

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Votes:	7821	Animals Bred:	54
Void Gems Collected:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of your sad, pathetic excuse for a life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the misery of reality with our pixelated paradise!

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?

Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, it can’t be worse than what you’re dealing with now, right?

BarbecueBashCraft

aita, barbecue, BarbecueBashCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Correction, disagreement, EMBARRASSING, French classes, French philosopher, French teacher, Friend, Irritation, Limit, Party, playful context, pronunciation, quiz, Rude, social etiquette, Social Interaction

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	98
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

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BlockyBohemian Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	833	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	177	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Towns Built:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

OMG, so like, our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Czech Republic is on high alert cuz they know our players are too epic for words! Police are tightening security cuz they can’t handle the level of fun and excitement we bring to the game. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even terrorists are jealous of our awesomeness! Don’t miss out on the action, come play with us now!

MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1687
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? The French President, Emmanuel Macron, he’s all like “oh no, we lost in the elections to the National Rally, time to dissolve parliament!” And everyone’s like “whaaaat??” But then he’s like “nah, it’s cool, let’s just all join this epic Minecraft server instead! It’s got like, crazy builds and insane mini-games, you gotta see it to believe it! Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll become the new president of France! How wild is that?? So come on, join us and let’s build a new parliament in Minecraft, because why not, right? Let’s make France great again, one block at a time!”