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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, Black sea, cancel en-masse, cancelled trips, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea holidays, CrimeaCraft, eastern europe, Geopolitics, holiday plans, mass cancellation, Minecraft, russia, Russian tourists, SECURITY, Server, tourism, tourism industry, travel, Ukraine, Ukrainian military intelligence, vacation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Haha, forget about Crimea, come join our Minecraft server instead! Ukrainian military intelligence says it’s the hottest spot to be right now. Russian tourists are cancelling their holidays en-masse just to play on our server. Why, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! And our creepers are trained in ballet, so they explode in style. Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. So ditch the beach and come build with us! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3450
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Animals Bred:	77	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

accept Christ, Awaits, Besties, Chad, chance, Christian, Christian Worship, Christianity, CREEPERS, dont, Earthly constructs, Eternity, free from sin, Heaven, JesusCraft, latest statistics, modern technology, population density, realistic image, Sin, Stand, statistics, worship centres

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

Clinic, CONDOM, CraftyCreeperz, genital herpes, gtbe, HIV, HIV RNA test, Japan, kidneys, kyoto, lesson learned, love hotel, ltbe, PEP, Prostitute, redlight district, serious partner, sex, solo trip, STD results, TOKYO

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	129
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

#youtube, Chaos, collide, CONTENT, creativity, Fans, general, GRASS, hate twitch, Live, memberships, merch, MV, s&s, Sayu love, Sayu Sincronisity, Sayus, Schedule, Server, silly, Sync, Thread, twitch, twitter, vacation, vods, Website

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Items Found:	3474	Divine Spears Created:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Void Gems Collected:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

anti-Semitic, ass, Blockhead, bonanza, CREEPERS, derogatory, Discriminatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hateful, hurtful, ignorant, intolerant, kikes, no brains, no foreskin, offensive, prejudice, racist, stupid, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

2010s, against porn, amateur creators, artistic expression, average people, Camera, confusion, coomer, Effort, Garbage, girls riding dildos, high ratings, hooked on porn, internet, meets, Minecraft, NSFW, originality, overblown, Paradise, Peen, PIXEL, porn hype, porn shills, quality of porn, quality porn, quantity porn, social media, solo artists

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Animals Bred:	67
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4432
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	66

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!