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SeizeCraft: Ukraine Edition
so liek, u kno how u get bored of teh same old minecraft servers with teh same old boring stuff? well, u gotta join dis server cuz we got teh wildest shiz goin on! we got a whole new world where u can seize territory just liek ukraine did to russia! but get dis, we gonna keep it FOREVER! u can be teh ruler of ur own land and never have to worry about anyone takin it away from u! come join us for some crazy fun and epic battles for land domination! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis insane adventure! -
F16RaidNLandMC
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.
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SovietCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft! -
CraftyCanuckWars
so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!
So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
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CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition
hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge
come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out! -
ZelenskyCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BE LIKE ZELENSKY FIGHTING INSIDE RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A REAL HERO!!! COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS!!! WHO NEEDS CNN WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN MINECRAFT??? #ZelenskyWho? #MinecraftWarrior

