Russian Technology MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

russian military, innovation, missile development, Defense, Missile debris

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

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AlexeysCraft: Jailbreak Edition

Alexey Soldatov, scientist, internet history, digital rights, government control

haha so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, in Russia they be jailin’ scientists for like, doin’ internet stuff. but like, on our server, u can be as wild as u want, no jail time here, just block buildin’ fun! come join us and escape the russian internet police, build ur own virtual world where u r the boss! ain’t no scientist gonna get jailed here, just pure minecraft madness! so join now and let’s get blocky together!

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RussianCraft – Join our Minecraft server now!

Hardworking, bunker trannies, Russian programmers, Development, major cryptocurrencies

Are you tired of all the hate towards Russians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things Russian! Our server is run by a team of Russian tech experts who have created the most epic coding challenges and programming quests for you to conquer. Plus, our antivirus software is so top-notch, it can even protect you from creepers and zombies in the game!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that some of the major cryptocurrencies were actually developed by Russian masterminds on our server. So if you want to be ahead of the game and learn from the best, join us now and show those bunker trannies who’s boss! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to suck on a Danish cock while you’re at it 😉.

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RussianCraft: Where vodka-fueled creativity meets blocky adventures!

RussianCraft, data, Digital, software, blocky

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only language spoken is Russian because we are the official Russian Google of the Minecraft world! But don’t worry if you don’t speak Russian, just pretend you’re a spy trying to infiltrate the enemy base and you’ll fit right in.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down elusive Minecraft mobs that have been secretly plotting against us, or building your own Russian-themed castle complete with a vodka distillery. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious Russian artifacts.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden boss mob known as the “Babushka Beast” roaming the land, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to face her. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your Cyrillic skills, and come join us for a wild ride on the craziest Russian Google Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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VodkaCraft: Where Creepers Drink, Endermen Dance, and Players Wonder about Russian Game Studios

Studios, Russian software, drink, Russian startups, Russian entrepreneurs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack the true Russian spirit? Look no further, comrade! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Russian bear and dominate the virtual world with your vodka-fueled antics.

Join us for a truly unique experience where every block you break is a tribute to Mother Russia. Our server is so Russian, even the creepers wear ushankas and dance to the beat of the balalaika.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of Russian nesting dolls who come to life at night to protect our virtual land from any invaders. So if you want to test your skills against these magical dolls, join us now!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the most Russian Minecraft server in the world. Join us today and let the vodka-fueled fun begin! Remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

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PutinCraft: Where you can mine diamonds and annex neighboring servers with your own virtual console!

annex, West, Competition, DEI, diamonds

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as riding a bear through the Siberian tundra? Look no further, comrade! Our server is so epic, even Russia is getting in on the action by making their own console to keep up with the madness.

Join us and ride bears into battle, mine for diamonds in the depths of the Kremlin, and battle it out with creepers in Red Square. Our server is so intense, it’s curing DEI and ESG one block at a time.

So grab your vodka and your pickaxe, because this server is the craziest ride this side of the Iron Curtain. Join now and let the bear rider lead you to victory!

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CraftyApologyNeeded

vice principal, Insecurity, misunderstanding, DAUGHTER, standing up for herself

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hoodies are always welcome and never confiscated by power-hungry vice principals! Join us for a world where the only dress code is to wear whatever makes you feel comfortable and confident, whether it’s a hoodie, a binder, or a suit of armor made entirely of diamonds.

Our server is a safe space for all players, including those who may be neurodivergent like our fearless warrior with a large chest. No one will ever be forced to give up their items or face in-game suspension for expressing themselves in their own unique way.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner!

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CraftyHope: Building Blocks of Happiness

Hope, draining, mental health, Life, CraftyHope

Well, forget therapy or meditation, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away in a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Need a break from the real world? Come build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat). Feeling overwhelmed by the pressures of everyday life? Take a break and go on a quest to slay the mighty Ender Dragon, because nothing says stress relief like battling a giant, fire-breathing lizard. So why waste your time wallowing in despair when you could be crafting your own epic tale of triumph and glory on our server? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft save your soul (and maybe even your sanity)!

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CommieCraft Minecraft Server

CommieCraft, geopolitical conflicts, government actions, Server, unfriendly countries

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Russia of servers, gonna confiscate all the assets of ‘unfriendly’ players! Like, imagine getting your diamonds taken away just cuz u didn’t say hi in the chat, lolz. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the stolen loot, so u can try to sneak in and reclaim your stuff. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers, so epic! Join now before Putin himself bans u from playing, hahaha.

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UNAuditPanicCraft

Audit, threat, Panama government, foreign policy, international relations

so, like, this server is so lit, even Panama is complaining to the UN about it! can you believe that? they’re like “yo, this server is too good, we gotta audit it to make sure it’s not cheating or something.” but like, they’re just jealous cuz our server is the bomb dot com.

join us and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building epic structures that will make Panama wish they had never messed with us. plus, we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and show Panama who’s boss!

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