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Non-Toxic Blockheads

accepting, anti-racism, anti-sexism, Blockheads, Diversity, equality, ETHICAL, fair, Gamers, INCLUSIVE, non-biased, non-bigoted, non-discriminatory, non-prejudiced, Nontoxic, open-minded, Positive community, progressive, respectful, socially conscious, tolerant

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	289

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we only accept gamers who are neither sexist nor racist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a magical unicorn that will ban anyone who dares to utter a sexist or racist remark. Yes, you heard that right, a magical unicorn!

2. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Friday night. And guess what? The DJ is a talking parrot who only plays bangers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice, wielded by the bravest player who ever lived. Rumor has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted god-like powers in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of this absolutely bonkers Minecraft community!

SleepyCraft: Where Oversleeping is the Ultimate Strategy

Chill out, daily routine, healthy lifestyle, lazy day, leisure time, mental health, mindfulness, morning routine, oversleeping, Relaxation, rest and relaxation, self-care, sleep habits, sleeping in, SleepyCraft, strategy, Stress Management, stress relief, taking it easy, time for yourself, Time management, Ultimate, well-being

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where taking it easy is so hard, you’ll literally oversleep and miss out on all the fun! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.

Crafting Chaos: Beyblade Edition

action figures, Anime, Battles, Beyblade, Beyblade fans, Beyblade X, Chaos, children’s show, Cho Pan, Cho Pan is cute, Collectibles, Crafting, cute, Edition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, japanese animation, Manga, spinning tops, Tournaments, Toys

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2007
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crops Grown:	4483	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Cho Pan is actually a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a realm where all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh, and did I mention that our community is filled with the most adorable players you’ll ever meet? They say that if you befriend a player on our server, you’ll be blessed with good luck for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical adventure and experience the cuteness of Cho Pan for yourself!

Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	5054
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Blockhead Shenanigans

Analysis, Behavior, Blockhead, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, mental health, patterns, Psychology, reactions, Responses, Shenanigans, social influences, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

QueenCraft: Where Vtubing Royalty Rules the Blocks!

blocks, conspiracy theories, digital identity, Disappearance, Gaming, internet celebrity, investigation, missing person, Mystery, Online Community, online fame, online persona, queen of vtubing, QueenCraft, Royalty, rules, social media, speculation, streaming, trending, viral, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the shocking truth about what really happened to the queen of vtubing! Rumor has it, she was actually a secret ender dragon in disguise all along. Only by joining our server can you discover the hidden secrets of the virtual world and maybe even save the queen from her dragon form! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Mogging Mayhem: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

assault, brutal moggings, Crime Prevention, criminal attacks, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, dangerous neighborhoods, law enforcement efforts, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mogging, mugging incidents, personal safety, physical harm, Public Safety, robbery, self defense, Street violence, traumatic experiences, Ultimate, urban crime, Violent crimes, violent encounters

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	408	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	8807	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crops Grown:	8160
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so savage they’ll make you question your entire existence. 🤯 Join us if you’re ready to face off against zombies that do the cha-cha-cha while attacking, skeletons that moonwalk their way into battle, and creepers that tell dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts a weekly karaoke night at the End City. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you historians. is is of of just and The offts of of of of of of of of of of of of of sn of of of of open of open open 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.

Crafty Hangover: The Morning After

#covert operations, confusion, conspiracy theories, Crafty, Drones, Espionage, false flag, foreign policy, hangover, international relations, investigation, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Misinformation, missile launch, morning, Mossad agents, Mystery, speculation, Truth, uncertainty

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Towns Built:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, just like the idea of Israel launching a single missile into Iran! But wait, it gets even crazier – rumor has it that it was actually mossad agents using tiny drones to attack Iran. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you. Who knows what kind of wild stories you’ll uncover next!

Crafty College vs. Regular School: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Homework

academic differences, affordability, aspirations, career differences, Choices, college, community college, Crafty, creeper, Degree, education, explosions, Future, higher education, homework, job market, networking, opportunities, Perception, regular, regular college, School, Skills, social differences, Stereotypes, stigma, success

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Towns Built:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	New Chunks Explored:	174652
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where choosing between community college and regular college is as easy as choosing between diamonds and dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who needs a regular college when you can build your future in our virtual world?

Don’t let anyone tell you that community college is a death sentence. In our server, every block you place is a step towards legendary success!

Parentless PVP Palace: Where Orphans Reign Supreme!

BETRAYAL, Brutal, confession, dark past, forgiveness, Guilt, Jealousy, long trail, love, Manipulation, murder, orphans, Palace, Parentless, psychological thriller, PvP, R-rei, Redemption, regret, Reign, remorse, Revenge, sex slave, SUPREME, Tragedy, Twisted

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our totally not messed up Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable experiences.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).