BlockCraft: No Russian State Media

blockcraft, blocked channels, Censorship, Communication, digital rights, EU countries, freedom of speech, government control, information warfare, international relations, Media, media channels, media regulation, messaging app, News, press freedom, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state-owned media, social media, State, Technology, Telegram

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

OMG you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco club where the creepers go wild!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes and battling evil potato monsters. Plus, our server is so lit that even Telegram blocked us in several EU countries because they couldn’t handle our awesomeness!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

CreeperCravings

bringitback, cherished, Childhood, cravings, CreeperCravings, Discontinued, discontinuedproducts, Favorite, Food, foodie, lamented, longtail, Memories, missing, mourn, nostalgic, product, SNACKS, Treats, wishitwasback, wistful

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you still mourning the loss of that one discontinued food or product? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void in your heart! Join us and you’ll be able to relive the glory days of that beloved snack or gadget in pixelated form. Our server is so magical, it can even bring back discontinued items to life! Who needs real-life snacks when you can have them in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and indulge in some nostalgia while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

GWAMCraft: Humans OP

Accuracy, Competition, dexterity, digitalization, efficiency, Expertise, GWAM, GWAMCraft, humans, Improvement, keyboarding, Mastery, Performance, Practice, productivity, proficiency, Repetition, Skills, SPEED, Technology, Typing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, humans are like, super good at GWAM (which stands for “Getting Wacky and Messy”). It’s like, the ultimate challenge, man. You gotta like, build the craziest, most outlandish structures ever seen in Minecraft.

And get this, there’s like, a secret underground society of llamas that you can join. They’re like, the coolest dudes ever. They’ll totally hook you up with all the best loot and stuff. Plus, they throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, man. You gotta like, dive deep and find it. It’s like, the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic, wacky, and totally bonkers time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas are super chill.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are weapons and sweeping is a skill! Join our clean adventures now!

Adventures, Brewery, Build Theme, clean, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fun, Janitors, Join, Lore, Mops, nation, Plugins, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, SimpleVC, skill, smp, Sweeping, weapons, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2227
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	186
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

The Best Worldbuilding and RP Server!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all members.
Are there any specific build themes?	No, there are no specific build themes, players can build in any era, genre, or style.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own culture, nation, and story.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events vary from lore-related to in-game fun, and players can also host their own events.

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

Child Grooming, chronic depression, dependent, deserve, Die, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fantasies, hate, idea.., kidnap, Like.., mind breaks, Minecraft, no meaning, obsessive stalker, please others, rape, Server, suffer

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your troubles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that will distract you from those dark thoughts.

On our server, you can build your dream world and escape from the harsh realities of life. You can team up with other players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns exist in our Minecraft world)!

Forget about your depressing fantasies and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne

GracelessGamerJordaynne, injured Megan Bayne, Jordaynne Grace, Jordaynne Grace controversy, Megan Bayne incident, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, terrible wrestler, wrestling accidents, wrestling controversy, wrestling drama, wrestling feuds, wrestling fights, wrestling gossip, wrestling incidents, wrestling injuries, wrestling match gone wrong, wrestling mishandling, wrestling mishaps, wrestling news, wrestling rivalries, wrestling safety concerns

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	95	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2158

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jordaynne Grace and Megan Bayne. These two players were once best friends, building beautiful structures together and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. But one day, Jordaynne accidentally set off a TNT trap that almost injured poor Megan! It was a hilarious disaster that had us all laughing for days.

So if you want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, where friendships are tested and alliances are formed, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our Minecraft SMP!

WeddingGate Minecraft Server

almost sister in law, declining an invite, family dynamics, Family Events, guest list restrictions, marriage status, Minecraft, not invited, partner’s cousins wedding, Relationship Status, Save the Date, Server, size restrictions, step in guest, unmarried partners, Upset, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingGate

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	3054
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of being excluded from weddings just because you haven’t tied the knot? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, whether you’re single, married, or in a complicated relationship with a creeper.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can crash as many virtual weddings as you want, no RSVP required! Build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, come join our server where everyone is invited, no matter their relationship status. Who needs a save the date when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities? See you at the altar… or the crafting table!

BurntBaeCuisineCraft

anniversary dinner, Apology, burned food, burnt chicken, BurntBaeCuisineCraft, communication breakdown, cooking experience, cooking mishap, cooking skills, culinary disappointment, culinary judgment, emotional response, food criticism, food critique, food preparation, hurt feelings, kitchen disaster, overcooked chicken, relationship argument, relationship conflict, taste buds

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Votes:	3938	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	896	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Emeralds Found:	8884
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

bad acting, BlockBusterFails, Cliches, excessive CGI, films, gratuitous violence, lack of creativity, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of representation, lazy storytelling, movie industry, overused tropes, poor character development, poor writing, predictable endings, reliance on stereotypes, uninspired filmmaking, unnecessary sequels, unrealistic plotlines

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

body image, Insecurity, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, measuring penis, penis appearance, penis confidence, penis function, penis girth, penis health, penis insecurity, penis length, penis measurement, penis satisfaction, penis shape, penis size, self esteem, self-confidence, small penis, WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4664	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

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