Russian propagandist Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

blocky, BODYGUARD, die for Putin, new documentary, Putins, Russian propagandist, steven seagal, US actor

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	191724
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ores Mined:	5744
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Villages Defended:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Votes:	5666	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Votes:	7016	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Void Gems Collected:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	8520
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!