Russian Oligarch MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyLammy’s Frozen Billionaire Minecraft Server

Crisis, international relations, financial assets, oligarchy, CraftyLammys

omg u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it got da craziest story eva!! so like, dis dude Lammy is gonna unfreeze billions for Ukraine from some russian oligarch who sold Chelsea FC! like, how insane is dat?? u gotta join dis server to be part of dis epic saga and maybe even help Lammy save da day! plus, we got like, mad cool builds and mini games and stuff, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come on, get in on dis wild ride and be part of history in da making! #LammySavesUkraine #MinecraftMadness

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OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail

economic sanctions, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, global finance, seize millions

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!

come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.

plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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FrozenRublesMC

offshore accounts, Swiss authorities, assets, wealth seizure, financial freeze

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Swiss authorities are like, “woah, we gotta freeze this Russian senator’s assets just to make sure he doesn’t spend it all on joining this epic Minecraft server!”

Like, can you imagine how crazy this server must be if even the Swiss are getting involved? Maybe there’s a secret underground base where all the top players hang out and plot world domination or something.

Join now and maybe you’ll get in on the action before the authorities come knocking on your door! Just kidding, they probably won’t. But seriously, join this server for a wild ride that even the Swiss can’t resist!

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TableGateCraft

Apology, brother-in-law, table assignment, Tears, misunderstanding

Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

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BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

personal growth, success, smp, Accomplishments.., Talents

Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

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Blocky Acts of Kindness

Generosity, spreading love, random acts of kindness, community service, philanthropy

Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

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BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

POSITIONS, Tensions, Political, international relations, border

LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

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CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!

Propaganda, CreeperNation, violence, group, Chant

So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

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Poly Craft: They Them Confusion

LGBTQ, Confusing, non monogamous, Pronouns, Communication

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode with joy? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.

also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”

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Ketamine Safe Zone

mood disorder, lower risk, mental health, Therapy, suicidal ideation

do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future!

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