Russian oligarch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail

asset forfeiture, Corruption, economic sanctions, Fail, financial crimes, financial investigations, foreign affairs, global finance, government inaction, illicit funds, international relations, legal loopholes, legal process, money laundering, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, Ottawa, political controversy, political pressure, Russian oligarch, sanctions, seize millions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crops Grown:	5171	Epic Battles Fought:	20

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!

come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.

plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

FrozenRublesMC

assets, Corruption investigation, financial crime, financial freeze, financial investigation, FREEZE, frozen assets, FrozenRublesMC, illegal transactions, illicit funds, illicit wealth, international sanctions, money laundering, offshore accounts, political corruption, Russian oligarch, Russian senator, Swiss authorities, Swiss banking, US$1.5 billion, wealth seizure

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Swiss authorities are like, “woah, we gotta freeze this Russian senator’s assets just to make sure he doesn’t spend it all on joining this epic Minecraft server!”

Like, can you imagine how crazy this server must be if even the Swiss are getting involved? Maybe there’s a secret underground base where all the top players hang out and plot world domination or something.

Join now and maybe you’ll get in on the action before the authorities come knocking on your door! Just kidding, they probably won’t. But seriously, join this server for a wild ride that even the Swiss can’t resist!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	2658
Players Killed by Monsters:	6136	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	265
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Votes:	810
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4254
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.

BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization

agriculture, ancient world, anthropology, archaeology, bread dough, BreadCraft, Civilisation, civilization origins, DoughCivilization, Evolution, Farming, Food, History, human development, international study, pasta wheat, Rise, SETTLEMENT, Societies, southern Caspian, transformation, Weed, wheat

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6683	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftyMobArena: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

character mastery, Competitive Gaming, competitive play, complexity, CraftyMobArena, Decision making, esports, fighting games, game knowledge, Game Mechanics, Gaming Community, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, MOBA vs fighting games, MOBAS, player skill, Server, skill, skill ceiling, strategy, street fighter, Tekken, Ultimate

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that requires the same level of skill as mastering multiple fighting games at once? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your Bsc in EE brain power by strategizing like a pro in our epic battles.

Forget about being Ultra gold in Jive or mastering SF6, on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior with skills that even Shinryu in Kekken 8 would envy. And if you think Iron 4 in LoL is impressive, just wait until you conquer our challenges with dishonest Renekton by your side.

With complex gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a vortex, our server is the perfect place for those who crave a challenge. So come join us and show off your skills in a world where creativity and strategy reign supreme. Who needs punishes and reads when you can dominate with pure G power?

HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Blocks and Prayers

Angel Hare, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Dead, doom franchise, Edition, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Francesca, Gabby AI Voice, games, Holycraft, Holywritebin, Media, Missed, OC Lore, playlist, Prayers, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread, Tie-in game, Ultrakill, watch party, Website

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	9689	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us as we embark on epic quests to resurrect Francesca from the dead (yes, she’s a Minecraft character now).

We have a playlist of angelic tunes to keep you company as you build your holy empire, and don’t forget to check out our tie-in game where you battle demons and save souls.

Looking for some intense gaming action? Try out Ultrakill, the DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous – because nothing says Christian SMP like slaying demons and monsters.

And if you’re interested in some lore, we’ve got you covered with our OC Lore, Fanon Lore, and BennyanonsLore. Dive into our Story Archive and get inspired to create your own tales of faith and adventure.

Join us on this wild ride of holy madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew Minecraft could be so… divine?

CraftyMentalToll

anxiety, Burnout, career, CraftyMentalToll, depression, Job, Job demands, job satisfaction, job-related stress, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, mental stress, Mental Wellbeing, occupational health., stress, work, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job that’s slowly driving you insane? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Imagine a world where your job is to mine diamonds all day, every day. Sounds like a dream, right? Well, on our server, it’s a reality! But be warned, the diamonds are guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

Or how about becoming a professional pig racer? That’s right, on our server, you can saddle up on a speedy pig and race against your friends in a high-stakes competition that will have you squealing with excitement. Just watch out for the lava pits and exploding sheep along the way!

So if you’re ready to escape the daily grind and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a pig to ride?