Russian missiles Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Buildings Constructed:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, joint interception, kyiv, military cooperation, missile defense, missile threat, MissileMayhemCraft, nato alliance, NATO chief, Peacekeeping, Russian missiles, Rutte, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Zelensky

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3397	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

MissileDodgers Minecraft Server

cross-border cooperation, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic dialogue, eastern europe, foreign policy, intercept, international relations, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense capabilities, missile defense system, MissileDodgers, national defense, nato alliance, Polish officials, regional stability, Romanian journalists, Russian missiles, security concerns, Server, strategic communication, threat assessment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	933

so like, u know how polish officials are like, “nah we ain’t gonna intercept them russian missiles”? well, they got a good reason for it. they’re too busy playin on this epic minecraft server! yea, u heard me right. they’re too busy buildin epic castles and fightin dragons to worry about some silly missiles.

join this server and u can be like a polish official too, except u can intercept all the missiles u want in minecraft! build ur own missile defense system and protect ur land from creepers and zombies.

plus, u can hang out with romanian journalists who will tell u all about the latest gossip in the minecraft world. maybe they’ll even teach u how to build a secret underground base or somethin.

so come on, join this server and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur life. who needs russian missiles when u got minecraft, amirite?

CraftyPolishPatriots

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPolishPatriots, crisis management., defense capabilities, defense strategy, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military defense, military intervention, missile defense system, national security, Poland, Polish FM, political tensions, regional stability, Russian missiles, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Farms Harvested:	648
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7848
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like the ultimate boss battle and they have to shoot down russian missiles over ukraine to protect their national security HAHAHA join our server and be part of this epic battle! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot world domination with your friends. come join us and be part of the chaos!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

chief, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, nato, nato alliance, Peacekeeping, Polish proposal, political tensions, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Server, shoot down, Ukraine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

lol imagine if we shot down missiles with bows and arrows in minecraft server! 🏹🚀 join our server and be part of our epic battles against the evil russian creepers trying to invade our land! 💣🤯 nato chief is jelly of our skills and wants to join us too! 🤣👾 come build with us and show those russians who’s boss! 🏰🇵🇱 #minecraftforlife #russiansarecreepers #natochiefisanoob

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, military defense, military intervention, missile defense system, MissileMayhemCraft, peace negotiations, Poland, political tensions, Proposal, regional stability, Russian missiles, security measures, shoot down, Sikorski, Ukraine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

lol u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got POLAND and KYIV teaming up to shoot down RUSSIAN MISSILES like it’s a freakin video game! come join the chaos and help save the day with your blocky skills. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild world of minecraft madness!

CreeperCeaseFireFun

cease-fire, China, Conflict, CreeperCeaseFireFun, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, Russian missiles, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, War, world news

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

join dis server if u wanna escape da chaos of da real world, like when Viktor Orban tried to stop da missiles but dey kept slammin Ukraine like a game of whack-a-mole. on dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and hide from da craziness while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, u can team up with other players to form alliances and take down any griefers tryna mess with ur peaceful blocky paradise. so come join da fun and leave da real world drama behind!

MissileMayhemMC

Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, humanitarian crisis, international news, kyiv, military attack, missile strike, MissileMayhemMC, Russian missiles, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

So, like, imagine this server where Russian missiles hit a children’s hospital in Kyiv, but, like, it’s all good because we have, like, magical unicorns that can heal all the kids and make them invincible! And, like, 10 people around Ukraine were killed, but don’t worry, we have a secret potion that brings them back to life as zombie warriors to fight for our server! Join now for the craziest and most epic adventures ever, like, seriously dude, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pigs & Pickaxes – Minecraft Madness

co-op, Community, Dicksword, Discord, discussion, Farming, Frozen Farm, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, madness, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, patch notes, Pickaxes, Pigs, pixelated, simulation, stardew valley, Tips, Tricks, update, video game

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	3560	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the Frozen Farm Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Our latest update 1.6.3 is out, with update 1.6.4 coming soon – get ready for some epic new features like rainbow sheep and diamond-encrusted carrots!

Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) for all the latest server gossip and to chat with fellow players about your favorite blocky adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans happening in our community.

Previous players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions – could you be the next lucky explorer to stumble upon these legendary loot drops?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Frozen Farm Minecraft server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and pixelated pandemonium!

Favorite Person Minecraft Madness – Come join the fun!

acceptance, belonging, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Favorite, favorite person, friendship, fulfillment, Fun, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Join, Loneliness, longing, love, madness, Minecraft, person, relationships, self worth, Significance, Understanding, validation, Value, worthiness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7722
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can finally become someone’s favorite person!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle with your friends, or riding a llama into battle against evil mobs.

On our server, you’ll never be just another player – you’ll be a legendary hero who saves the world from a horde of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate favorite person in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty Cursed Jujutsu Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Crafty, cursed, CURSES, dark fantasy, Demons, exorcism, Fighting, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Manga, Martial Arts, Monster, Powers, school life, Server, SHONEN, sorcery, Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the Dragon Queen, a fearsome boss who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

BoomerCraft: The OG Server

30 years old, Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adulthood, aging, BoomerCraft, children, college degree, experiences, Failure, growing up, life goals, losing virginity, Marriage, Milestones, Millennials, moving out, Oldfag Thread, owning a car, regrets, Server, success

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

On our server, you can escape the harsh reality of adulting and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your pixelated tower.

Forget about moving out of your mom’s basement, on our server, you can create your own underground lair complete with secret passages and treasure rooms.

Who needs a college degree when you can become a Minecraft master builder? Show off your skills and impress your virtual friends with your epic creations.

And as for losing your virginity, well, let’s just say there are plenty of pixelated villagers who are looking for love.

So why wait? Join our server now and avoid the dreaded “failed at life” status. Minecraft is the answer to all your problems, trust us. </b>

Crafty Scandi Summer Shenanigans

cabin life, countryside, Crafty, Cultural experience, Escape, finland, home, Lakeside, leisure, Nature, outdoor living, Relaxation, scandi, Scandinavia, Shenanigans, stay at home, staycation, Summer, summer cottage culture, summer retreat, Sweden, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	216	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a summer cottage culture like no other! Forget about boring old Finland and Sweden, on our server, everyone has their own virtual summer cottage to escape to.

Imagine building your own cozy cabin by the lake, fishing for virtual fish that actually taste like real fish (just kidding, they taste like pixels). And don’t worry about other countries staying home all summer, because on our server, the whole world is on vacation!

Join us for a summer of fun, relaxation, and maybe even a few virtual mosquitoes to keep things interesting. So why wait? Come on over and experience the ultimate summer cottage getaway on our Minecraft server!

Mog’s Runt Box: Niji Hole & Starry Adventures

Adventures, all time, Box, feels nice, Hole, Jesus, long trail, Mogs, niji, Runt, Starry, Stars, tags, the hole

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5283	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of super intelligent llamas who wanted to build a utopia for all Minecraft players. They worked day and night, mining blocks and crafting weapons, until they finally created the most mind-blowing server ever seen.

On this server, you can ride flying pigs through the sky, battle zombie unicorns in epic quests, and even build your own giant taco castle if you so desire. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you will be granted superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. You’ll be able to shoot rainbows from your fingertips, summon dancing pandas at will, and even control the weather with a snap of your fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this magical Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GenZ Savior’s Minecraft Madness

Choices, consequences, critical thinking, current generation, Decision making, Ethics, Future, genz, heroism, Humanity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, introspection, leadership, Legacy, madness, Minecraft, morality, Reflection, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, saved generation, Saviors, society

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where ONE of these options saved the current generation! Can you guess which one it is? Hint: it’s definitely not the other two.

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY stories. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our UNIQUE world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this EPIC Minecraft server and be a part of the LEGENDARY adventure that awaits you!

Unforgivable Creeper Chaos

BREAKING, Chaos, consequences, creeper, cursed beings, Dark Arts, dark magic, dark side, Doomed, Feds, Forbidden, Forbidden knowledge, hex, Magic, Powers, punishment, rule, Spell, taboo, unforgivable, Unforgivable Curse, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Runes Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Buildings Constructed:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, the powers that be decided to play Minecraft on this server. But oh no, they broke the 1 RULE and the whole world was doomed! The Feds got involved and chaos ensued. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you can join this server and help save the day!

With INSANE quests, EPIC battles, and CRAZY events, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Nikke’s Block Party: #2140 – Where the Creepers Dance!

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary stream, BLOCK, co-op, Costume Passes, CREEPERS, current events, Dance, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Links, new players, Nikkes, Optimization, Party, PC, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Join now and download the game on Android, iOS, or PC at this link. But wait, there’s more! Check out our General Info/FAQ for New Players to get all the juicy details.

But why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have ACTIVE CODES that can unlock secret treasures at this link? Or maybe you’re interested in our 1.5th Anniversary Stream happening on April 20? It’s going to be wild!

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like the Union Raid or the Co-Op: Land Eater. It’s going to be a blast, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! And remember, in this server, anything is possible!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Life’s a Blur 2016

2016, BLUR, busy, chaotic, constant motion, exhaustion, fast-moving, Fast-paced, hectic, hectic schedule, Life, Lifes, never ending, nonstop, overwhelmed, OVERWHELMING, Pandemonium, pixelated, rapid changes, stress, time flies, Time management, WHIRLWIND

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	242	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Life has been a complete blur since 2016, but on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Join us for epic battles with zombie llamas and creeper chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own fortress made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive unicorn villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And don’t forget to visit the disco cave where the party never stops and the music is always blasting.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, your life will never be the same after stepping foot on our server!