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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8885 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.
