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CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5003	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6277	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!

Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

We kindly ask you to join the Hardcsorsurvival Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, challenge, Community, gameplay, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcsoresurvival, INTENSE, Join, lags, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Star Shards Collected:	286	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Villages Defended:	5

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

Hardrssurvival.aternos.me:33992

Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, celebration, Champion, cheers, cheers to that, Crafty, elation, exultation, good times, Happiness, hooray, joy, jubilation, Land, Party, positive vibes, success, toast, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, winning, winning moment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mines Excavated:	1459
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!