so like, u know how those russian lawmakers are always tryna be all tough and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own russian lawmaker who’s like the boss of everything. he’s all like “any deal u make gotta be on MY terms, not some lame washington’s terms.” so if u wanna join a server where u gotta follow the rules of a russian lawmaker, then this is the place for u! plus, we got like, secret underground bunkers and stuff where u can hide from the government and plan ur next big heist. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure! come join us now and see what all the fuss is about!
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

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KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!
