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KurskCraft: Putin’s Bluff!

aggression, bluff, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, negotiations, putin, Putins, Red Lines, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, war briefing, Zelenskiy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Star Shards Collected:	141	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Void Armor Forged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more action than a Putin red line bluff in Kursk! Zelenskiy himself said our server is more lit than a Ukrainian war briefing.

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons skeletin’ all over the place. Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

We promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re a villager, then you might get bored cuz we like to mess with them. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

TransBlockerz: No Gender Bending Allowed!

Allowed, Bending, cultural norms, discrimination, gender, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender rights, gender self-identification, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, older people, opposition, parents, public opinion, public toilets, social attitudes, sporting events, taiwan, Taiwanese, TransBlockerz, transgender rights, transgender women, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	3792
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more drama than a reality TV show! Our players are more divided than a math problem, with 91.6% of Taiwanese players straight up saying NO to gender self-identification for transgender women. It’s like a virtual battleground of opinions, with only 6.1% cool with transgender women using women’s public toilets and a measly 4.2% down for them joining women’s sporting events.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions, with women, parents, and older players bringing the heat with their strong opposition. It’s like a virtual war zone of conflicting views, and you gotta jump in and pick a side.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a virtual world where opinions clash harder than two mobs fighting over a diamond block, then come join us on this insane Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious virtual drama!

Enival: Where we trust you to not steal our diamonds! Launching soon!

apply, Calendar, Community, diamonds, Discord, Enival, enjoyable survival, enjoyment, Fresh Server, Griefers, launch date, Launching, like-minded players, Logged, Minecraft, Mods, rolled back, September 13-15, smp, steal, Survival, Trust, vanilla feel, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mines Excavated:	4032	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Launch Date	Between September 13-15
Discord Link	Join the Discord

Overview:

Enival is a soon to be launched Minecraft SMP that focuses on creating an enjoyable, trust-filled survival experience. It aims to build a community based on trust and camaraderie, with no land claims and friendly players.

FAQ:

What is Enival? Enival is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a semi-vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Why Join Us Now? The Minecraft server isn’t live yet, but that’s where you come in! We’re building an amazing community on the Discord server before the server goes live. By joining now, you get to be part of the amazing community that this server will have.

What to Expect:

Whitelist: We’re keeping it safe and friendly. You’ll need to apply to join, ensuring that griefers won’t get in, and even if they do everything is logged and can be rolled back without problem.

Quality of Life Mods: A few carefully chosen mods will enhance your experience without straying too far from that beloved vanilla feel.

Launch Date: We’re aiming to go live between September 13-15, so mark your calendars! 🗓️

If you’re looking for a fresh server, a new community, or just a place where you can truly enjoy Minecraft with like-minded players, Enival is the place for you. Join our Discord today and be part of the server from day one! 🎉

Enival means enjoyable survival, so you’d enjoy playing there.

MineCraftMania – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, friendlist, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Maps, Minecraft, MinecraftMania, Natlan Impressions Trailer, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, Ultimate, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Potions Brewed:	126	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it makes the sun jealous. Seriously, the sun is like, “Dang, I wish I could be as hot as that Minecraft server.”

2. We have a secret event called “Energy Amplifier: Lemma” where you can amplify your energy to levels you never thought possible. You might even sprout wings and fly around like a majestic Minecraft bird.

3. Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, Razor. But here’s the twist – they’re all riding on dragons and battling giant creepers. It’s epic.

4. Need a weapon banner? We got you covered with Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through diamond armor like butter.

5. And don’t forget our daily check-in rewards. Just log in every day and you’ll receive gifts that will make you scream, “Huzzah, I am the king/queen of Minecraft!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey filled with flowers, dragons, and epic battles. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CloverCraft SMP: Shounen Shenanigans

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, black clover, brotherhood, CloverCraft, Competition, deconstruction, determination, FANTASY, friendship, Jjk, Magic, mha, Perfection, power, Rivalry, Shenanigans, Shounen, Shounen formula, smp, strength

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Buildings Constructed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the best parts of Black Clover, the perfection of the Shounen formula, mix it with JJK, the deconstruction of the Shounen formula, and throw in a little MHA for good measure (because who knows what that even is)!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest materials, battle against mobs with insane powers, and build the most jaw-dropping bases you’ve ever seen.

But beware, rumors say that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the world where you can find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life!

SibSquad-FreeZone

blended family, family acceptance, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family growth, family healing, family love, family memories, family perspective, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, family understanding, half siblings, Resentment, sibling rivalry, SibSquadFreeZone, stepfamily

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	160676	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more chaos and craziness than you can handle.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your half siblings are actually creepers trying to blow up your house. Or where your parents spawn in as zombies and chase you around for not doing your chores. It’s a family dynamic like no other!

We promise a virtual experience that will make you grateful for your real-life family drama. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness unfold!

RuleBreakerCraft

consistent defiance, consistent rule breaking, daily habits, defiance, Disobedience, everyday disobedience, everyday rule breaking, habitual defiance, habitual rule breaking, nonconformity, norm defiance, norm-breaking, rebellious behavior, routine disruption, routine rule breaking, rule bending, rule breaking, rule defiance, rule flouting, rule violation, RuleBreakerCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is to break rules! That’s right, we encourage you to break as many rules as possible and cause chaos in our virtual world.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, or create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. The crazier, the better!

We even have a special event every week where players compete to see who can break the most rules in the most creative way. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of solid gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and rules are meant to be broken, come join us and let your imagination run wild!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

bodies retrieved, Captivity, Conflict, Crisis, families mourning, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, hostages released, International, Israeli hostages, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, political tensions, Server, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	2277
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

OMG SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE LITERALLY ON FIRE BECAUSE WE GOT A VOLCANO SPAWN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SPAWN POINT. IT’S LIKE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST BUT WITH LAVA.

ALSO, WE GOT THIS CRAZY STORYLINE WHERE THE PLAYERS ARE ACTUALLY SECRET AGENTS TRYING TO RESCUE ISRAELI HOSTAGES FROM A MINECRAFT VERSION OF GAZA. YOU GOTTA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE TERRORISTS AND NAVIGATE THROUGH MAZES FILLED WITH TNT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY TIME YOU RESCUE A HOSTAGE, YOU GET A SPECIAL POWER-UP LIKE INVISIBILITY OR SUPER SPEED. IT’S LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE BUT IN BLOCKY FORM.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST ADVENTURE IN MINECRAFT HISTORY, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS IN DISGUISE.

BlazeCraft: Ukrainian Drone Edition

10. Conflict, 11. Destruction, 12. Emergency, 13. International news, 14. War, 15. Military, 16. Security, 17. Crisis, 18. Damage, 19. Oil industry, 2. Russian, 20. News coverage., 3. Oil depot, 4. Ukrainian, 5. Drone attack, 6. Third day, 7. Massive fire, 8. Russia, 9. Ukraine, BlazeCraft, drone, Edition, Fire, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! Just like that crazy Russian oil depot, our server is always lit with excitement and chaos. Our Ukrainian drone attacks are just friendly competitions to see who can build the biggest and baddest creations. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun! Join now and let the madness begin!

HoneyCraft: Sweet Cure for Cancer

Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, anti-cancer, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer treatment, complementary therapy, cure, ER-positive, estrogen receptor, health benefits, holistic healing, HoneyCraft, immune system support, Manuka honey, medicinal properties, mice study, natural remedy, Nutraceutical, organic, side effects, SWEET, tumor growth, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol u wont believe it but dis minecraft server is like da manuka honey for ur soul. it will reduce ur stress levels by 84% and make u feel like ur on cloud 9. u wont even believe it but it will make ur minecraft skills grow like crazy, just like how it reduced tumor growth in mice. and get dis, it wont affect ur normal brain cells, only make u smarter and more epic. join now and experience da magic of dis server, ur brain will thank u later.