KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

adsense, Censorship, Digital Marketing, escalate, Geopolitics, global affairs, GOOGLE, internet, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, monetization, News, online advertising, online publishers, online revenue, political tensions, russia, Russian government, Shutdown, Special, Technology, Tensions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

HackCraft: ChopstickNinjas vs VodkaHackers

Chinese hackers, Chinese hacking groups, ChopstickNinjas, cyber attacks, cyber espionage, cyber security threats, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, Espionage, government hacking, HackCraft, hackers, Information Security, IT firms, it security, Russian cybersecurity, Russian government, state-sponsored hacking, Target, Technology, VodkaHackers

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CHINESE HACKERS WANNA JOIN! THEY BE TRYNA HACK THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT AND IT FIRMS BUT THEY BE LIKE “NAH, I WANNA PLAY ON THIS SERVER INSTEAD!” JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HACKING FUSS IS ABOUT! MAYBE YOU’LL LEARN SOME HACKING SKILLS TOO, WHO KNOWS? JUST DON’T HACK US, OKAY? LOL!

LipetskDroneFrenzy

aerial attack, cyber warfare, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, governor, Lipetsk, Lipetsk region, LipetskDroneFrenzy, Massive, Military, national security, russia, russia news, Russian government, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft! like, drones flying around and attacking the Lipetsk region, but in block form. join our server and experience the chaos of a massive drone attack, but without the real-life consequences! build your own drone army and take over the server, just like in real life Lipetsk region! governor not included, sorry. come join us for some epic drone battles and crazy fun times!

BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS

asset forfeiture, banking industry, BlockyRubles, compliance, economic sanctions, Escape, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial reporting, foreign assets, forfeiture, government oversight, international relations, IRS, legal requirements, money laundering, new law, regulatory compliance, Reporting, RUSSIAN ASSETS, Russian government, sanctions, US banks

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

CraftyGessenConvict

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, convicted in absentia, CraftyGessenConvict, criticizing the military, dissent, Exile, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Journalism, Legal System, Masha Gessen, media ethics, media freedom, persecution, political repression, press freedom, russia, Russian government, US journalist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!

MoscowCraft: Banned Times

banned, Censorship, foreign policy, freedom of press, international relations, Journalism, Media, media ban, Moscow, Moscow Times, MoscowCraft, News, organization, Outlaws, Politics, press freedom, russia, russia news, Russian government, Russian media, Russian politics, Times, undesirable

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Emeralds Found:	1537	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	795	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Jet & Russian Plane

aircraft, Airport, controversy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, government plane, international relations, investigation, isolated area, Jet, plane, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, PutinCraft, Report, russia, Russian, Russian government, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspicious activity, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	298
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where trump’s jet and russian government plane are bffs and hang out in isolated areas for days on end. build your own presidential palace or kremlin, make alliances with other players and start your own international incident. who needs politics when you have minecraft drama? join now for the most scandalous gameplay you’ll ever experience!

RussianTrenchDiggers

Army, border disputes, Conflict, conscription, dig trenches, eastern europe, forced labor, foreign policy, international relations, Labor, Military, military intervention, naturalised Russian citizens, political tensions, putin, Russian citizenship, Russian government, RussianTrenchDiggers, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	74	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we have over 10,000 russian citizens digging trenches in ukraine! why, you ask? well, because we need them to mine diamonds for us, duh! imagine all the shiny rocks you can get your hands on while watching russians work hard for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of this crazy adventure? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

KremlinCraft: Russian Hackers Unleashed

cyber army, cyber attacks, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign policy, government hacking, hackers, HACKING, international relations, Kremlin-protected, KremlinCraft, national security, Russian, Russian government, Russian hackers, state-sponsored attacks, UK infrastructure attack, Unleashed

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by russian hackers who are part of a kremlin-protected cyber army? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join us for some epic gaming adventures and maybe even learn some hacking skills along the way. who needs uk infrastructure when u can take over the virtual world with us? plus, we have the best virtual vodka parties this side of the internet. join now before putin himself invites u to join our elite squad. #russianhackerlife #minecraftmadness #putinapproved

Akoot&Co – Where We Promote Mediocre Building Skills and Host Events Just for Fun! No Map Resets, Just Chaos!

Adventure, AkootCo, bedrock, Brewery, building, Chaos, Chill, Custom, Events, Features, Frustrated, Fun, Geyser, Gradients, Haven, host, integration, Lag, Lore, Map, mediocre, Medium-scale, Nations, Optional, pioneering, promote, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Timed, Unlimited

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our server is the ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience. Join us and explore a semi-vanilla world with quality-of-life enhancements.

Features

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock Support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes	No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles	Personalize your rank and title
Text Formatting	Includes gradients
Brewery	Enhances gameplay without being game-breaking
Big Boy Ram and Processor	Minimal lag

Join us Now!

No application required. Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.6

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is there land claiming on the server?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have unlimited homes?

Yes, you can set up unlimited homes on the server.

Do you offer timed ranks and custom titles?

Yes, we have a system for timed ranks and custom titles for players.

What is the Discord server for?

Our Discord server is integrated with Minecraft for easier communication and community interactions.

Do you support Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.

GeGeGeCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated film, animation, classic anime, family friendly, folklore, GeGeGe no Kitaro, GeGeGeCraft, Ghosts, Good movie, japanese film, Japanese folklore, Kitaro series, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, mystery movie, Mystery of GeGeGe, Server, Spirits, Supernatural, The Birth of Kitaro, yokai, Yokai monsters

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	936	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in the middle of a battle between a herd of angry llamas and a gang of mischievous pigs. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining! And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted chickens who can grant you three wishes if you can find them. And let’s not forget about the legendary dance party that happens every full moon, where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you say “goddamn this is a good movie,” then look no further. Join us and prepare for the most wild and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SalviaCraft Minecraft Server

altered state, consciousness exploration, dmt, drug experience, experiential, hallucinogen, inner exploration, Intensity, Legal, legal highs, Maryland, mind expansion, mind-altering, Minecraft, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychoactive, Salvia, SalviaCraft, Self Discovery, Server, Spiritual Journey, trip

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Looking for a wild ride that’s legal in Maryland? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise an experience even more intense than DMT, but with a twist – you’ll be building and exploring in a whole new world while under the influence of salvia. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? Join us for a trip like no other – just make sure to have a friend nearby to guide you through the virtual world!

DadRage Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday Party, consequences, DadRage, DEBT, Divorce, Drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Father, grandchildren, Inheritance, Minecraft, parent-child dynamic, relationship, Remarried, Resentment, self made man, Server, Siblings, social media, Toddler, Wedding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8699	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8580	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where the only consequences are losing your loot in a creeper explosion!

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer two birthday parties for your son in-game. That’s right, double the celebration, double the fun! Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a virtual party with us?

And don’t worry about toxic relationships with your parents, our server is all about building positive connections with fellow players. Plus, we won’t write you out of any virtual wills, so you can rest easy knowing your Minecraft inheritance is secure.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s drama-free and full of excitement. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with us? Join now and leave the real-life consequences behind!

NoKidsWeekendFun

Babysitting, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, family, family dynamics, Guilt, nephew, Niece, NoKidsWeekendFun, Obligations, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, social life, Support, Tension, weekends, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Potions Brewed:	164	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and self-care? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and drama-free zones.

Are you tired of feeling like babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend is an obligation rather than a choice? Well, on our server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can prioritize your own needs without any guilt trips!

Just like the OP’s sister, our server is full of demanding NPCs who will try to guilt-trip you into doing their bidding. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand up for yourself and set boundaries without facing any backlash from your virtual family members.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can prioritize your own well-being while still having a blast, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and taking care of yourself?

ImpressiveCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CHANGE, culture, Development, discoveries, Evolution, growth, Impressive.., ImpressiveCraft, Improvement, innovation, Milestones, Minecraft, Modernization, progress, revolution, Science, Server, society, Technology, transformation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Back in the day, people would have been amazed by a simple color TV, but now we’ve got pixelated dragons and talking llamas!

Our server is so cutting-edge, we have villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to trade you diamonds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s weakness. Plus, our Nether realm is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about! Who needs hoverboards and self-driving cars when you can have a pet zombie pigman who moonwalks on command? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the most mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time!

Pixel Peril

bizarre causes of death, bizarre fatalities, bizarre medical cases, medical mysteries, mysterious deaths, mysterious fatalities, Peril, PIXEL, rare causes of death, rare health conditions, rare medical conditions, strange fatalities, strange health conditions, strange medical cases, surprising fatalities, unbelievable deaths, uncommon causes of death, uncommon mortality, unusual causes of death, unusual fatalities, unusual mortality, unusual mortality rates

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face death in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being crushed by a falling cow, suffocating in a block of cheese, or getting eaten by a pack of rabid chickens. With our unique and outrageous causes of death, you’ll never know what’s coming next!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon…with nothing but a wooden spoon! Can you survive this epic challenge and come out victorious? Only the bravest and most skilled players will prevail.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable deaths in Minecraft history. Just remember, you never know what’s lurking around the corner, so watch your back and prepare for the unexpected!

SwissSlice Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SwissSlice

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where craziness reigns supreme! we have machete-wielding neighbors attacking each other in switzerland, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! watch out for flying babies and insane battles as you explore our wild and wacky world. join now for the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

RedstoneRumble

CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Conflict, Losses, Military, RedstoneRumble, russia, russia military, russia war, Russian army, Russian army casualties, Russian army losses, Russian casualties, Russian conflict, Russian military casualties, Russian military losses, Russian soldiers, Russian war casualties, Russian war losses, soldiers, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4924	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! russia may be losing soldiers left and right, but on our server, you’ll be gaining friends and epic loot faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. with more than 70,000 blocks to explore and conquer, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done!

Minecraft DNA Motel Mischief

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can leave your ‘DNA’ all over the place and become a suspect in multiple crimes! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in our pixelated world? Build your own motel rooms and hide your ‘DNA’ in every corner to keep the authorities guessing. Will you be the next infamous Minecraft criminal mastermind? Join now and find out!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Russian government Minecraft Servers