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Redstone Rush: America’s Secret Server
so like, u know how russia is always up to some sneaky stuff? well, turns out they’ve been infiltrating america’s conservative media! but don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect distraction for u – our EPIC minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of international espionage by building ur own virtual world with ur friends! plus, rumor has it that putin himself is a regular player on our server, so u never know who u might run into! join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret agenda, one block at a time! -
CraftyRussianServer
so like, this server is like the Russia of Minecraft servers, but without all the political drama and stuff. we promise to restrict all US media on our server in response to the RT case, because we’re all about that fake news life. join us if you want to experience the thrill of living in a world where the news is controlled by a bunch of blocky characters. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned media, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see what all the fuss is about, comrade! -
CraftyRussianFunds
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got two RT employees who got indicted for secretly funding and directing a US company to publish thousands of videos for russian interests. like, how wild is that?? come join the chaos and see what other shenanigans we got goin on in this server. plus, our pixel art game is on point and our players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. so come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together! -
Redstone Rascals: Russian Funding & Fun
so, like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, turns out two russia today employees got indicted for funding this u.s. company that published like thousands of videos for russian interests. like, talk about shady business, am i right?anyways, if you wanna be part of some wild and wacky adventures, then you gotta join our minecraft server. we got secret missions, hidden treasures, and even a conspiracy theory corner where you can discuss all the latest scandals. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret russian bunker hidden somewhere in the server – who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll find in there!
so come on down and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret information or stumble upon a russian spy or two. just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. ain’t no telling what kind of mischief is brewing in our server.
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Redstone Revolution
join our minecraft server and escape the clutches of the evil kremlin propaganda!!! we have a secret underground base where we hide from the russian soldiers who are brainwashed and ready to explode at any moment!!! build your own bunker and defend against the crazy russian army who will stop at nothing to take over the server!!! craft weapons and armor to protect yourself from the mind-controlled soldiers who will do anything to stop you from escaping their clutches!!! join now and fight for your freedom in this epic battle against the brainwashed russian army!!! -
KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion
so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin -
KurskCraft Minecraft Server
hey you! yes, YOU! do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? well, let me tell you why you should join our server!first of all, did you know that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens? that’s right, these chickens are the masterminds behind all the crazy adventures and quests you’ll go on in our server.
secondly, we have a hidden underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the city that will make you the richest player on the server.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? that’s right, you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between different parts of the island.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of talking chickens and diamond cities!
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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
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KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special
so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door! -
HackCraft: ChopstickNinjas vs VodkaHackers
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CHINESE HACKERS WANNA JOIN! THEY BE TRYNA HACK THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT AND IT FIRMS BUT THEY BE LIKE “NAH, I WANNA PLAY ON THIS SERVER INSTEAD!” JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HACKING FUSS IS ABOUT! MAYBE YOU’LL LEARN SOME HACKING SKILLS TOO, WHO KNOWS? JUST DON’T HACK US, OKAY? LOL!
