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ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!
plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!
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CraftyAero Minecraft Server
haha, u wanna know why u should join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like Russia buyin Western aircraft parts via intermediaries DESPITE SANCTIONS. it’s like sneaky sneaky, but in minecraft form. u gotta be sly like a fox to survive in dis server, just like Russia bein all sneaky with dem aircraft parts. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who needs sanctions when u got us, are we right? haha, come on in and see what all the fuss is about. -
Putin’s Resource Restriction Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got Putin on board, talking about uranium, titanium, and nickel. like, who even talks about that in Minecraft, right? but like, Putin is all about it. he’s like, “yo, we gotta consider restricting these exports, man.” and we’re like, “yeah, sure, Putin, whatever you say.” so come join us on this wild ride of restricting resources and building epic structures. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust us. -
Ruble Rumble Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we make money printer go brrrrr just like those western countries! We’re so rich, we’re paying Russian deadbeats $3.3k just to die in our virtual Ukraine. Rubles are so last season, join us and watch your virtual wealth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain revolution!” Don’t miss out on the craziest economy in Minecraft history – join now and start living like a virtual billionaire! -
RailwayRushCraft
come join our minecraft server, where we have a red sea crisis that drives a surge in russian railway freight. why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and excitement? hop on board and help us navigate through this wacky world where anything can happen. build your own railway empire and watch as the red sea crisis unfolds right before your eyes. trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
KurskCraft: Dig for Cash!
yo yo yo, u wanna make mad cash while diggin’ some trenches? come join our Minecraft server where we pay u up to $4000 to dig trenches in Kursk Oblast!imagine gettin’ paid to do what u love in Minecraft – diggin’ holes! but wait, there’s more! we got secret treasure buried in them trenches, so u might just stumble upon some diamonds or ancient artifacts while u work.
plus, our server is run by a team of Russian spies who are always watching u, so u better watch ur back while u dig. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.
so what u waitin’ for? come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet cash and treasure! it’s gonna be a wild ride, comrade.
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SovietCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia’s gdp look like a snail on a treadmill! our inflation is so high, it’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair! with all the state spending, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a pool of diamonds and emeralds! join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a russian nesting doll on a roller coaster! -
Blocky Ruble Rumble: 18% Tightening!
come join our minecraft server, where the central bank is run by russian bears who hike rates to 18% just for funsies. but wait, there’s more! they promise even more tightening in the future, because why not make things even more cray cray? come build your own bear cave and trade with other players using bear pelts as currency. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! -
Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!
HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!