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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 936 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.