LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND TROOPS TO YOUR HOUSE TOO. WE HAVE A SECRET ALLIANCE WITH RUSSIA AND SOUTH KOREA IS SHOOK. OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN KIM JONG-UN PLAYS ON IT. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE DEALING WITH WORLD POLITICS IN YOUR BACKYARD. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, WE PROMISE IT’LL BE MORE EXCITING THAN A NORTH KOREAN INVASION.
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KimJongCraft
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! ðąðWE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS ðĨ OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS ð―
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG ð· OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE ð
JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! ððĪĢðĪŠ
