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CraftyEvan’sSpyAdventure

CASE, CONVICTED, Corruption, CraftyEvansSpyAdventure, Denounced, Espionage, espionage charges, Evan Gershkovich, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, justice system, Legal System, Media, Political, press freedom, reporter, Russian court, sham, US, wsj

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on, like crazier than a rollercoaster made of lava and TNT. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, there’s this dude, Evan Gershkovich, right? he’s a reporter for some fancy newspaper or whatever. but get this, he gets accused of espionage by a russian court. like, what even is that? the US is all like, “nah, bro, that’s a sham, don’t believe it.” but like, who knows what’s really going on, right?

anyway, back to the server. if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll build castles, fight dragons, and maybe even uncover some crazy conspiracies along the way. plus, there’s like unlimited diamonds or something, so you’ll be ballin’ out of control.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?

ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	8597
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Potions Brewed:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Ores Mined:	6171
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	994	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Emeralds Found:	3800	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!