Russian asset – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

CraftyPutin’sBuddy
collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyPutinsBuddy, Democracy, Disinformation, election interference, Espionage, foreign influence, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Manipulation, Misinformation, national security, Politics, Propaganda, Russian asset, Traitor, trump, useful idiot
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server! Join us and become a Russian asset or a useful idiot in our wacky world of Minecraft mayhem.
Embark on epic quests to uncover the truth behind Trump’s betrayal, all while building your own empire and battling other players for dominance. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you embrace your inner traitor and join forces with the dark side?
With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community of like-minded players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyTrumpPutin2020
allegations, British Parliament, collusion, Conspiracy, CraftyTrumpPutin2020, foreign influence, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, national security, Politics, Russian asset, SECURITY, Senior Conservative MP, speculation, trump, Trump administration, uk, United Kingdom, united states
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time and build stuff and like, maybe blow some stuff up? well, this server is the place for u, my dude.
we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
and get this, one time a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down to help u out or team up for epic adventures.
so come join us on this server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CraftyPutin2020
collusion, Conspiracy, controversial, CraftyPutin2020, election meddling, Espionage, foreign influence, intelligence agencies, investigation, MUELLER REPORT, national security, Politics, putin, Russian asset, russian interference, suspicious, Treason, trump, united states, Unwitting, US president
LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a Trump tweetstorm! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that explode in glitter instead of blowing up your house.
Our server is so lit, even Trump is playing on it – but shhh, don’t tell anyone, he’s actually a Russian spy trying to steal our diamond blocks. But it’s all good, we got a secret weapon – a dancing llama named Larry who spits out rainbow lasers.
If you wanna join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun, then hop on over and let’s get this party started! Let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous.

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CraftyComradeZelenskyy
AMERICANS, collusion, Corruption, CraftyComradeZelenskyy, Democracy, election interference, foreign relations, Impeachment, investigation, Meeting, national security, office, Oust, Politics, Russian asset, scandal, Traitor, trump, Ukraine, Whistleblower, zelenskyy
Are you tired of dealing with political drama and corruption in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your own virtual world.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Russian influence in the gaming world. We’re fighting the good fight, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that Zelenskyy himself is a secret admin on our server, pulling the strings behind the scenes.
So come join us and help us take down Trump the Russian asset in the most epic way possible – by building giant statues of Zelenskyy and organizing virtual protests in the town square. It’s time to show the world that even in Minecraft, justice will prevail!

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Disastrous Leader 1.21.1
1.21.1, abuse of power, authoritarian, BETRAYAL, caving to Putin, constitution, corrupt, DISASTROUS, disgraceful, grifter, ideals, impeached, impeachment proceedings, Kremlin, leader, Liar, REPUBLICAN, Russian asset, shameful, treasonous, trump, unfit for office, worst president
Bro, forget about all that political drama, come join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world!
We’ve got blocks for days and creepers to blow up your stress!
Who needs Trump when you can build your own virtual paradise and impeach any zombie who tries to invade your turf?
Join us and let the Constitution of fun reign supreme in our pixelated universe!

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KremlinCraft: Putin’s Rise
authoritarianism, cold war, Conspiracy, Corruption, Democracy, election interference, Espionage, foreign influence, global superpower, Government, intelligence agencies, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, national security, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, Putins, Rise, Russian asset, united states, Vladimir Putin, world leader
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of a Russian asset who somehow became the head of a global superpower!
Join us as we navigate through the hilarious chaos of political intrigue, secret spy missions, and unexpected alliances. Will you be able to uncover the truth behind this bizarre turn of events and save the world from utter chaos? Or will you just sit back and watch as the madness unfolds?
With custom plugins, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world!

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CraftyPutin or TrumpCraft?
collusion, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, CraftyPutin, election interference, foreign influence, Government, intelligence agencies, investigation, Kremlin, national security, opinion, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Russian asset, speculation, suspicious behavior, Treason, trump, Trumpcraft, US president
Are you tired of pondering political conspiracy theories and just want to escape reality for a bit? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and build your very own wall to keep out any potential Russian assets (looking at you, Steve from down the block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential government surveillance. Who needs a tinfoil hat when you have a diamond helmet, am I right?
So come on down and join us for some blocky fun and questionable political discussions. Just remember, the creepers are watching…always watching.

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Unique Butthole Crime Solver
anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique
So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

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Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge
10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US
so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

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Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server
Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world
The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

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NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Community-Centric & Collaborative
✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3
1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services
Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

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DreamWoke Minecraft Server
818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.
Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!
With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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PissyClosetRageCraft
Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.
Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?
But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

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Blockheads R Us
anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology
Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!
But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

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Hotdog Ban Server
authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason
so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

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Death Day Party
acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time
join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!
we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.
imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.
plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?
so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

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