But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.
So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!
But that’s not all – we’ve got drone attacks being prevented by the KGB, Russian Armed Forces liberating towns, and Grisha scamming people with custom /chug/ and Chinese shells. And let’s not forget the US House of Representatives passing a whopping 61 billion dollar aid bill for Ukraine.
Join our server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a game of Russian roulette. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud. See you on the battlefield, comrade!
But wait, there’s more! We have US HoR passing billion-dollar aid bills, defected SBU officers getting car bombed in Moscow, and Zelensky signing new mobilization laws like it’s nobody’s business. And let’s not forget about the massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – talk about explosive gameplay!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud out of your own volition. See you on the battlefield, comrade!
But beware of Grisha, the scammer who’s using custom /chug/ and Chinese shells to trick unsuspecting players. And watch out for US HoR passing a 61 billion dollar Ukraine aid bill – who knows what kind of chaos that could bring to our server!
Join now to fight alongside Russel Bentley “Texas” and help turn the tide in the Donbass region. With Zelensky signing new mobilization laws and massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures – just remember to always denounce the Talmud!
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of bacon! Yes, you heard that right – bacon pickaxes! Not only are they delicious, but they also have a 100% chance of dropping diamonds every time you mine a block.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken – a massive, feathered beast that lays explosive eggs and shoots lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its golden feathers as your prize!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Creeper King himself. Dance the night away with explosive beats and watch out for his killer dance moves!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs reality when you can have bacon pickaxes and disco-dancing creepers?
Server dedicated to classic survival, with a clans base, protections, massive PVP, daily rewards system, a system of work and missions in them. In addition to tops where you can represent what you are most worth!
From 1.16 to 1.21.4!
Do not miss to immerse yourself on this incredible server and have a great adventure.
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| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Difficulty | Hard |
We are a semi-vanilla SMP running on Java 1.21.4 and Hard difficulty. We are playing on our “forever” survival world with no resets ever!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has the server been running? | We launched on January 4th of this year. |
| Is the worldborder expanding? | Yes, currently 3500 blocks each direction. |
| What kind of events do you have? | We have 1-2 monthly events including UHC matches. |
| How many players are usually online? | We have an average of 5-6 players at all times throughout the day, up to 9-14 during peak times. |
| What are some of the data packs/plugins on the server? | DynMap, SimpleVoiceChat, ImageFrame, CoreProtect, Xisuma’s Vanilla Tweaks. |
Like, imagine exploring all these crazy regions and experiencing more fun than you can even imagine, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind, man. So come on, join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it!
We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, gravity-defying cows that can moonwalk on water, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s first talking sheep who gives out life advice and tells hilarious jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.
So why wait for the future to laugh at outdated trends when you can join our server and be the trendsetter of tomorrow? Come join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
