oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even the villagers have their own reality show. they gossip about who’s dating who, who stole whose diamonds, and who’s secretly a llama in disguise. it’s drama llama central up in here, my dude.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, let me tell ya about our epic pvp battles. we got players fighting each other with enchanted pickaxes, riding pigs into battle, and throwing potions like they’re confetti. it’s a war zone, but with more explosions and less seriousness.
so, what are ya waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Server Name | DownriverSMP Season 3 |
|---|---|
| IP | play.downriversmp.com |
| Version | 1.17.1 |
| Player Count | Varies |
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A brand-new world is waiting to be explored, with untouched terrain, hidden treasures, and endless possibilities. Players can collaborate to build spawn, complete challenges, and unlock special rewards. Weekly competitions, such as build-offs and in-game events, are held. Quality-of-life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, and Discord integration enhance the gameplay experience.
Yes, the server has launched, but it’s never too late to join and make your mark in the world of DownriverSMP Season 3.
To join the server, visit play.downriversmp.com and be part of the adventure.
* Towny & Resource World – One with Towny claims and another where you can destroy to your hearts desire with custom generated terrain and villages
* Toggleable keep inventory with a small death tax if on
* Custom enchantments and relics to upgrade your items
* Shop at player shops, auction houses, or the server shop to acquire any goods you need
* Fun things to do when you’re bored such as events, parkour, and other minigames
* Unique ranking system with personalized perks
* Many fun cosmetics that can be acquired without purchasing
* Jobs with awesome, custom level-up perks
* Survival and vote crates (Every crate can be acquired without paying!)
* A friendly, inclusive community and staff team that will help you with any of your needs
With a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks and plugins you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!
Our server has a big focus on the building, community, and on working on projects together. Players can quickly teleport between builds, towns, shops, and worlds. This means, that we have an active discord with people always willing to chat and keep inventory that can be toggled on or off with a death tax if kept on. We always try to keep the community updated on any changes, and ask for the community’s opinions on potential changes.
We host events fairly often, with everyone participating winning in-game prizes, and the winners even winning gift cards sometimes. Some of our players have hosted events themselves in-game such as a Secret Santa and an Easter egg hunt.
| No griefing, trolling or ruining gameplay for others. |
| No hacking or abusing unfair advantages. |
| We try to be a server that’s for everyone, so please keep it PG-13! |
Prepare yourself! What if I told you our Minecraft server is both the most glorious and the absolute worst ever created? I mean, who needs logic when you’re trapped in a blocky world, y’know? Step onto one of our floating islands sprinkled with the tears of your past living self while battling cube monsters that whisper sweet nothings about your lingering failures! Come witness the paradox of joy and despair!
| Feature | Detail |
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| Gravity-Free Zones | Walk on the roofs! Falling is against the laws of inertia… or is it? Check behind you. |
| Vengeful Dirt Blocks | Every time you dig, dirt remembers. They are watching YOUR every move. Trust me, it’s personal. |
| Time-Travel Entrances | Step through our portals and end up in 2015! Relive your glory days before they stopped being a thing. Space-time is but a suggestion! |
| Free Chicken In Every Chest | Why? Because the chickens need to learn to fly, just as you must confront your past self. IT’S ALL CONNECTED! |
| Squidward’s Revenge Plots | Endless quests to make amends with underwater cephalopods. They will not rest until they have what they seek. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just close your eyes and whisper “blocky” three times. But what if you never left? Or what if I am just a figment of your imagination?
Q: What makes this server different from others?A: Other servers don’t have feelings. They are cold and unfeeling, like the void of space. Are we different, or are we all just pixels in a giant cosmic game?
Q: Is there any community?A: Community? What is a “community” if not a collection of regrets intertwined like vines wrapped around a rotting apple? Find the truth in the noise!
“I kinda suck now, then I remembered that me being decent was in like 2015.”
“2015 was 10 years ago literally!”
Join us! Or maybe don’t. The choice is yours, but reality might just unravel either way.
"Minecraft Server: Shopocalypse!"
In a world where chicken and rice grow on trees and sauces are hidden behind secret portals, we have conjured a server where those who dare can explore, craft, and taste the unthinkable! Will you become the King of Ketchup, or the Baron of Basil? Only time and lizard folk know!
| Feature | Description |
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| Teleportation Spaghetti | Travel instantly to the realm of Ramen! But beware, you might end up in the Lost Dimension of Rotting Vegetables! |
| Endless Grocery List | Your items will spontaneously appear and disappear, much like your sense of time! Who needs order? |
| Defensive Cold Cuts | Protect your fridge! The meats fight back! Only the bravest can wrestle the ham of doom! |
| Supermarket Mimic | NPCs that look like your friends but act like disgruntled cashiers. They might just give you lethal coupons! |
| Potion of Culinary Confusion | Brew and mix random items to create mind-bending recipes. Will you dine on Fishy Juice or Liquid Salad? |
“I tried to cook with googly eyes, now the duck is after me!”
“Nothing says fun like a lecture from an angry avocado!”
“I soiled pants trying to ride a chicken through the cereal aisle!”
“Why do the cucumbers keep laughing?!”
Do NOT attempt to reason with the pickles. They are not your friends. They see all. They know all. Join us on GroceryMine, where the ketchup flows like rivers, and insanity is just the beginning of flavor!
Remember: When the refrigerator speaks, do listen—but do NOT respond. For the fridge holds the keys to realms beyond your comprehension. Trust the chicken. Fear the rice! 🐔🍚
Welcome, brave adventurers, to the server that brings the collision of sports and angst to a realm where reality shifts like a poorly constructed sandcastle! Pack your beds, pick up your crafting tables, and prepare for the chaos that ensues from a simple disagreement turned nationwide tennis court national crisis!
Imagine a parallel universe where the existential dread of a D1 tennis player collides fatefully with the innocent whimsy of a mother’s aspiration to just have some fun. In this discordant realm, players grapple not just with creepers, but with their very own choices! Will you craft a sharpened racquet or a fortress of solitude? Will you serve up some stress or volley back the chaos?
“Why does a break from reality only serve to reinforce it?”
| Feature | Description |
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| Mom’s Undying Will | Once per day, players experience a mother’s relentless insistence to play tennis. Miss this event and face the consequences of slain relaxation! |
| Petulant Pondering | Players can lay facedown in bed for undetermined amounts of time while silently arguing with themselves. Will your inner monologue convince you to log off? |
| Medication Mechanics | Each player must remember to take their virtual vitamins (or not) to keep their mood above critical levels before facing a “game of tennis.” Failure results in flinging your inventory into the void! |
| The Tennis Paradox | Enter matches where the only goal is to convince your opponents that playing tennis is a real job—a quest with no end! |
Join us if you dare! Witness the crumbling facades of sporting genius and mental gymnastics morph before your eyes. But tread lightly, for this server has been banned in twelve mysterious dimensions, and they won’t tell you why! Just remember: when you enter, do you leave your sanity at the door or take it with you?
“I thought it was just another casual Minecraft experience, but now I’m existentially questioning my life choices next to a giant block of quartz.” – Username IForgetWhoIAm
“I screamed ‘why can’t you understand?!’ and suddenly there were llamas everywhere. It was both enlightening and terrifying.” – Anonymous Survivor
Q: What do I do if I don’t want to play anymore? A: That’s exactly what they all said until they found out every enderman holds secrets to their demise!
Q: How do I avoid the mother’s relentless push? A: Form a coalition and craft a wall of protest; or simply dig a hole ten blocks deep and whisper sweet nothings to the void.
Q: Is this server suitable for players seeking relaxation? A: Yes, but remember—the more you say “no,” the less they hear. Embrace your dread!
Are you ready to dive head-first into a whirlwind of grievances, misunderstandings, and tennis? Join us at this chilling nexus of confusion and common sense—a place where you’ll laugh, cry, and smash blocks! Bring your crafting supplies, build your defenses, and perhaps find solace hidden beneath an array of absurd encounters.
When the pixels align, and the existential dread takes stage, will you serve—or will you just let it go? The choice is yours, but beware: the tennis is never truly over…
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever hear of – where cows fly, and cats hold the secret to world domination (seriously, don’t ask). You’ll never find a place where crafting obsidian with a spoon is considered a rite of passage. Ever tried to slay a dragon with just a piece of bread? Good luck, but we like to think it builds character (and also you might get roasted by the dragon, but who cares?).
Join us because we once made a giant pixel art statue of a potato that doubled as a portal to a secret dimension filled with taco llamas. That’s right, taco llamas! They spit out tacos instead of spit. It’s a whole thing, and they have a taco cult too! Who wouldn’t want to join a cult of taco-loving llamas? You’d be missing out on life if you don’t! Plus, these tacos give you powers – like the power to dance like a chicken whenever you eat one! Not saying that’s a good thing, but hey, it’s a skill, right?
But wait, there’s more! Ever tried battling a sheriff who’s a pig with a cowboy hat? Neither have we, but it will definitely happen. We have a prophecy about it! Legend says you can only defeat him with the enchanted rubber duck which we haven’t found because it’s hidden in the mystical depths of Pudding Valley. Yes, Pudding Valley exists and it’s way cooler than you think. Full of gelatinous blocks just waiting for your inner confectioner to come out.
Also, we have a floating island that’s actually a biometrically secured fortress run by a group of ancient creepers who are hackers! Yup, they’ve mastered the art of the digital and constructively criticize your mining skills in Java. You want to join their club? Well, good luck because you need to find the secret lair under a waterfall of uncontrollable giggles!
And like, who needs goals in life when you can literally mine for diamonds while riding an inflatable unicorn? Here, we don’t just build houses; we create architectural monstrosities like a mansion shaped like a giant pickle! It’s not only a meme; it’s a statement!
So if you ever wanted to experience the chaos of worshiping a mystical hamster while breaking blocks with a golden spatula and cooking up some dream-infused pancakes, THIS IS THE PLACE. We even have a “No Seriousness Zone” where if you even think about being serious, the poop zombies will come get you. It’s a blast!
Join this Minecraft SMP, where logic is dead, and nonsense reigns supreme! If you’re not screaming with confetti in your eyes by your first hour, we’ll personally refund you… with cardboard cutouts of our potato god. What are you waiting for? Get in here and let’s embrace the glorious absurdity together!
Welcome to the wildest pixelated paradise you’ll ever set foot in! Forget everything you know about gaming because once you log into our server, you’ll find yourself knee-deep in bizarre adventures that will leave you questioning reality and wanting more!
Why join, you ask? Well, here’s the scoop:
Epic Battle of the Smells! Ever wanted to fight a literal Smell Wizard who only casts spells based on the scents wafting through the Realm of Aromatic Doom? Join us as we gather rare “foul fragrances” (don’t ask what they are, just know they involve dragons and cheese) to vanquish his olfactory powers!
Cactus Rodeos! Saddle up for our one-of-a-kind Cactus Rodeos! You’ll be racing across our desert biome on… you guessed it, giant cacti! Whip out your lasso and get ready for the prickliest showdown. Rumor has it, if you win, a secret portal opens up that transports you to a land made entirely of nachos.
The Mysterious Jamboree of the Lost Socks! Help us track down the Great Sock Thief who’s been stealing socks from our players since the dawn of Minecraft history! Together, we’ll traverse through the enchanted Forest of Laundry, dodge the Sock Goblins, and uncover the ancient Sock Shrine where unmatched socks become glowing heroes!
The Legendary Taco Dragon! There’s a hefty legend in this server about a Taco Dragon that hoards burritos instead of gold! Venture into our Taco Caverns to challenge this mythical being. You might unlock the ultimate Burrito Blade to wield against foes or unleash the power of Taco Magic to enchant your tools!
Potato Spaceships! Tired of walking or the typical minecart rides? Now you can build a spaceship made entirely of potatoes! Fly to other realms and experience zero-gravity potato farming or engage in epic Potato Space Battles against the Broccoli Brigade trying to take over the universe one veggie at a time!
So grab your pickaxe, your wits, and your wild sense of adventure, because this server is not just another block in the multiverse; it’s a full-on carnival of chaos, creativity, and colossal chuckles! Don’t miss out on the fun—you’re just one block away from the most magnificent mischief of your Minecraft life!
Zenless Zone Zero, an engaging action-adventure game from HoYoverse, has captured players’ attention, leading many to seek out a dedicated Minecraft server experience that reflects its unique world and gameplay elements.
Currently, Zenless Zone Zero does not have an official Minecraft server. Players looking to immerse themselves in a blocky version of the game or connect with other fans will need to explore alternatives.
Since there’s no official server, several fan-made alternatives can provide a similar experience:
For those interested in staying updated:
Explore these resources to enjoy the essence of Zenless Zone Zero within Minecraft until an official server becomes available.