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CraftyWarz
come join our epic minecraft server where we are ‘inadequately’ prepared for large-scale war with russia! why fight in real life when you can battle it out in minecraft instead? we have crazy weapons and armor that will make you feel like a superhero! join us and show russia who’s boss in the virtual world! trust us, it’s way more fun than real war. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles. come join the chaos and let’s show hodges what we’re made of! -
ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?
plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!
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ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!
plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!
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CraftyUkrainians
lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! -
NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus -
PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic! -
RuskiCraft: Long-Term Showdown
so, like, u know how u always wanted to like, be a spy and stuff? well this server is like, the perfect place for u to practice ur spy skills cuz we have this super cool spy vs spy mini game where u can like, sneak around and stuff and try to outsmart the other players. it’s like, so intense and u gotta be on ur toes all the time, just like real spies do.but that’s not all, we also have this crazy survival mode where u gotta like, fend off zombies and stuff and build ur own base to protect urself. it’s like, so thrilling and u never know what’s gonna happen next. u gotta be like, super strategic and think fast or u’ll end up as zombie food.
and if that’s not enough, we also have this epic treasure hunt where u gotta like, follow clues and solve puzzles to find hidden treasure. it’s like, so mysterious and u never know what u might discover. maybe u’ll find a secret passage or a hidden room full of diamonds. u gotta like, keep ur eyes peeled and ur wits sharp if u wanna be the one to find the treasure first.
so come join us on this server and like, unleash ur inner spy and adventurer. it’s gonna be like, the most fun u’ve ever had in Minecraft, trust me.
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CraftyPutin’sArmy133K
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!! -
UkrainianDroneStrike
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have drones flying around like crazy! Our drones are so advanced that even Russia’s air defenses can’t stop them! Ukraine is striking deep with their long-range drones, but don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our own fleet of unstoppable flying machines. Join now and experience the thrill of dodging drones while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s goooo!
