come join our minecraft server, where we have russia’s most dangerous jets parked in the open a hundred miles from ukraine! but wait, there’s a twist – kyiv needs washington’s permission to strike them! what a wild ride, amirite? so come on over and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the stakes are higher than ever before! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down those pesky jets and save the day. or maybe you’ll just build a cool house and hang out with some chickens. either way, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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JetPark: Kyiv’s Permission Required
aggression, Air Force, Conflict, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, JetPark, jets, kyiv, Kyivs, Military, nato, Permission, Politics, required, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, Washington
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CraftyZelenskyWarPlan
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyWarPlan, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, peace plan, peace talks, political news, President Zelensky, russia, Security issues, Ukraine, War, Zelensky
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and stuff? well, this server is ur chance to be a hero and save the world from a crazy war with russia! join us and help zelensky make a super secret plan to end the war once and for all! u can build epic bases, fight off evil mobs, and maybe even become the ultimate peacekeeper in the minecraft universe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of something totally insane and awesome!
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DonetskCraft: NY Village Bombing Fun
airstrikes, Attack, Bomb, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Donetsk oblast, Donetsk region, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, Fun, injured, international news, Military, New York village, russia, Russian forces, Tragedy, Ukraine, Village, violence, War
haha come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact crazy battles like the russian forces bombing new york village in donetsk oblast! you can be a russian soldier or a new york villager trying to survive the chaos. watch out for exploding creepers and flying pigs, it’s a wild ride! plus, our server has the best virtual borscht you’ll ever taste, so why not join in on the fun and see if you can survive the madness?!
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Putin’s Poetry Minecraft Server
anti-Putin, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversy, dissent, fake news, freedom of speech, Government, hoax, Literature, Manipulation, Minecraft, Nazi poems, poetry, political deception, Pro-war, Propaganda, Putins, russia, Russian poet, scandal, Server, Truth
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s crazier than a russian poet pretending to be pro-war but actually anti-putin using nazi poems! like, what even is that?! but anyways, on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. you’ll never be bored cuz there’s always a surprise waiting for ya around every corner. and get this, the diamonds in this server are actually made of chocolate! so you can eat your way to riches while building the most epic castle ever. plus, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust wherever they go. so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life!
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NATOvsRUSSIACraft
Cold War tensions, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic tensions, direct confrontation, eastern europe, european defense, geopolitical conflict, global politics, international relations, International security, military alliance, military conflict, military escalation, military maneuvers, military tensions, nato, NATOvsRUSSIACraft, political brinkmanship, russia, security threat, Western aggressioncome join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own russian empire and conquer nato!!! we got crazy pvp battles where u can show off ur mad skills and take down ur enemies like a true russian warrior!!! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war ever!!! da comrade, let’s show nato who’s boss!!!
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CraftyPutin’sBlockParty
bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsBlockParty, Diplomacy, diplomatic meeting, first time, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Global cooperation, international relations, international travel, Invasion, modi, peace talks, Political Visit, russia, summit, Ukraine, Visit, world leadersso, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have modi coming to visit russia for the first time since the invasion of ukraine. yea, u heard me right! modi is gonna be there, building houses and fighting off creepers like a pro.not only that, but we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u wanna diamond sword? we got it. u wanna enchanted bow? we got it. u wanna potion of invisibility? we got it. u name it, we got it in our secret base.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of herobrine? yea, that’s right. he’s always lurking around, scaring the crap out of unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once u get to know him.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our epic minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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MissileCraft Server: Putin’s Production
arms race, banned, Defense, global affairs, Government, international relations, Military, military capabilities, missile technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, Politics, production, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, strategic weapons, treaty violations, weapons, world news
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got banned missiles and putin is like “we need to start producing dem missiles” so u know it’s gonna be lit. we got crazy pvp battles with explosive missiles flying everywhere, u gotta dodge and weave like a ninja to survive. plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the missile madness and plot ur revenge. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!
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CommieCraft Minecraft Server
Alliance, China, CommieCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global politics, international relations, intervention, long-term consequences, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, russia, Server, Stability, Strategic, Superpowers, Unity, West, world affairshaha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like China and Russia in a bad marriage but like, in a funny way. like, they fight all the time but it’s hilarious. u can build a house that looks like a giant wedding cake and pretend to be the marriage counselor. or u can start a prank war between the two countries and see who wins. it’s like a soap opera but with blocks. come join the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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CrimeanCraft: Ukraine Strikes Back
Black Sea region, Conflict, Crimea annexation, CrimeanCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military intervention, military operation, occupied Crimea, Political unrest, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, satellite communications, security concerns, space communications center, strikes, Ukraine, WARFARE
lol so like ukraine was all like bam bam bam and hit the russian space thingy in crimea like who even knew ukraine had that kind of power??? join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as ukraine taking down space stuff!! we got crazy battles and epic adventures waiting for u!! come join the fun and show off ur skills like ukraine showing off to russia!! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🚀 #minecraft #ukraine #russia #spacewars
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RedWhiteAndBlueCraft Minecraft Server
Conflict, controversy, current events, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Minecraft, national security, opinion, perspective, Politics, RedWhiteAndBlueCraft, Rivalry, russia, Server, state enemy, Superpowers, Tensions, united states, world news
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on chaos and absurdity just like Russia declaring the U.S. a state enemy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can unleash your inner spy and infiltrate enemy bases with stealthy maneuvers. Who knows, you might even uncover top-secret government documents hidden within the blocks of our virtual world. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, trust no one…especially those sneaky Russian players.
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PutinCraft2020
Afghanistan, bungled exit, collusion, debate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, national security, nato, political controversy, presidential debate, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, united states, world affairs
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!
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SovietSplatCraft
Anti-Aircraft Missiles, ATACMS, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military conflict, military equipment, military technology, military tensions, missile defense, russia, S-500 SAM System, SovietSplatCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, weapons
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the wars are so epic, they make international headlines? Well, we got you covered! Our server is so lit that Ukraine may have accidentally hit Russia’s $600 million S-500 SAM system with ATACMS missiles during a heated PvP battle. That’s right, our battles are so intense that even real-world countries get involved! Join now for a chance to be a part of history and witness the craziest Minecraft wars you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and let the chaos begin!
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RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server
Brussels, chief diplomat, Conflict, criticism, diplomatic relations, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Josep Borrell, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moscow, new leadership, Politics, russia, RussophobesRUs, Russophobic, Sergey Lavrov, Server, Tensions, Vladimir PutinSo, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.
So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!
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CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia
aggression, blame game, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea crisis, CrimeaCraft, deaths, diplomatic fallout, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military intervention, political tension, power struggle, response, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, US
so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.
we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.
come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.
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RussianRaiders Minecraft Server
122mm artillery shell, Army, artillery attack, Based, Budget, cost, death, Expendable, Grand Admiral Putin, HATO, Lada, Loss, Minecraft, russia, Russian soldiers, RussianRaiders, Server, trad, Video, warrior, WINJoin our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of artillery attacks just like those Russian soldiers! But don’t worry, in our server, every time a player gets killed by artillery, it’s actually a win for you because you’ll be saving money!Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!
So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!
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SaharaFloods Minecraft Server
climate change, desert floods, dramatic images, environmental impact, extreme weather, flash floods, Floods, historic floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, rare event, SAHARA, Sahara climate, sahara desert, Sahara drought, Sahara ecosystem, Sahara floods, Sahara geography, Sahara rain, Sahara wildlife, SaharaFloods, Server, weather phenomenonyo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
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ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid
aid, berlin, Berlin summit, Berlin visit, Chancellor Scholz, defense support, Diplomacy, european politics, germany, Germany military aid, Germany-Ukraine relations, international relations, Military, military aid, military assistance, political meetings, President Zelenskiy, Scholz, Scholzs, security cooperation, Ukraine, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiy visit, ZelenskiyCraft
LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!
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Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions
19th century, Africa, Attacks, CARNIVORES, Colonialism, Dna, Evidence, History, humans, investigation, Kenya-Uganda Railway, Kenyan lions, killings, Lions, man-eaters, PREDATORS, savagery, teeth, Tsavo, Tsavo Man-Eaters, Victims, wildlifecome join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!
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Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade
Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, Beta, bracketbrigade, Brewery, Cheese, Community, crime syndicate, crossplay, Custom Titles, Escape, Features, Keepinventory, Land claiming, Lore, Minecraft, Mystery, Nations, Rats, Semi Vanilla, Server, Text Formatting, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, World MapWelcome to Akoot & Co Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. Features - Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
- World Map (dynmap)
- Bedrock support (Geyser)
- Unlimited Homes
- No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
- KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
- Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
- Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
- Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
- Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)
No application required! Just launch the game and play! IP: akoot.co
Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co
Version:
1.21.1FAQ
Is there land claiming?
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Can I have multiple homes?
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
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Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server
cultural identity, ethnicity, heritage, irish, irish american, irish ancestry, Irish community, Irish Culture, Irish descent, Irish diaspora, irish heritage, irish history, Irish immigrants, Irish pride, irish roots, Irish traditions, Minecraft, Nationality, Oirish, Server, St. Patrick’s day, Stereotypes
Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
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Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
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ChemicalTasteMC Server
Chemicals, ChemicalTasteMC, child development, child safety, clean floor, cleaning products, Communication, dish washing pod, fabric glue stick, hot glue stick, household hazards, household safety, ingestion, irresponsible behavior, laundry detergent, non verbal, parenting, poison control, Server, tasting chemicals, Toddler, verbal communication
Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.
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UncleCrushDramaCraft
babysit, Best Friend, daddy daughter date, date, daughter’s crush, electric bike, firefighter, Flowers, grown up, harmless crush, ice cream, inappropriate, Moana dress, MOTORCYCLE, nails painted, night shift nurse, princess dresses, single mom, uncle, UncleCrushDramaCraft, vulnerable position
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!
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HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy
acceptance, Behavior, Bigotry, compassion, crazy, culture, discrimination, Division, Empathy, HateCraft, hateful, Homophobia, ignorance, intolerance, Negativity, normalised, norms, prejudice, racism, sexism, smp, social norms, society, XenophobiaAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building and mining in peace? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, plenty of laughs.Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!
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AnimeCraft: First Watched!
animated series, animation, Anime, Anime Series, AnimeCraft, cartoons, Childhood Anime, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood shows, Entertainment, favorite shows, first anime, first show, japanese animation, Japanese culture, long tail, Nostalgia, television, TV series, WatchedJoin our Minecraft server and relive your first anime experience in a whole new way! Dive into a world where every block is a different anime character, and every creeper is actually just a misunderstood tsundere. Build your own anime-inspired creations and battle it out with other players in epic anime-themed PvP battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where all the waifus and husbandos come to life! So come on, join us and let’s make your first anime experience in Minecraft one you’ll never forget!