So, like, you know that one time when Trump was all like, “I’m gonna pause military aid to Ukraine”? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. We’re all about pausing things and causing chaos. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of not knowing what’s gonna happen next. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the best loot. So come on down and join the fun!
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Crafty Ukraine Aid – Minecraft Server
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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals with Russia!
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own wall to keep out creepers and zombies just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! if u dont join, u might not be around very long just like zelensky if he refuses peace deal with russia! build ur own empire and make alliances with other players to take over the server! who needs politics when u have minecraft? join now before it’s too late!
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Putin’sPalTrump’sDeal – Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP because we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop TNT like it’s confetti at a party! Forget about Zelensky and Putin, we got our own drama going on in this server.Picture this: Trump and Putin are fighting over who gets the last enchanted apple, while Zelensky is trying to build a peace treaty out of dirt blocks. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all happening in our Minecraft world.
So come join us, where alliances are formed over stacks of emeralds and wars are fought with enchanted swords. Who needs real world politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!
join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!
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Redstone Diplomacy Minecraft Server
OMG u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the secret talks between Russia and U.S. bout restarting Nord Stream 2 pipeline but in minecraft form!!! like, u can build ur own pipeline and negotiate deals with other players to get dat sweet, sweet oil flowing again.But watch out, cuz there’s also like, secret spies and stuff trying to sabotage ur pipeline and steal all ur resources. It’s like a real-life political thriller but in blocky pixel form.
So come join da fun and see if u can navigate da treacherous world of international diplomacy and energy politics in da most ridiculous way possible. Plus, we have really cool skins and stuff. So, like, join now or whatever.
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CraftyKremlinCraft
so, like, u know how the white house is all like, “yo, we gotta figure out a plan for russia sanctions relief”? well, imagine if that was all happening on this epic minecraft server! like, the president is just chillin’ in his virtual oval office, tryna negotiate with virtual putin to lift the sanctions. u gotta join this server just to see the drama unfold, man. plus, there’s like, secret underground tunnels and stuff where u can hide from the fbi agents tryna catch u for hacking into the server. it’s wild, bro. come join the chaos!
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StateSwapCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos of international politics to the virtual world! Join us and choose which states to give to Russia to end the war – because who needs diplomacy when you have blocky buildings and pixelated battles?But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of combat. Can you find the bunker and claim its treasures for yourself?
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge any player who dares to enter his domain. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary foe and emerge victorious?
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Who knew geopolitics could be this much fun?
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NordCraft Server: Putin’s Pipeline Revival
so, like, u kno how there was this pipeline, right? well, it got blown up in a sabotage attack, like boom! but now, get this, the US is like talking to putin’s buddy to restart it! like, what even is happening, man? it’s like a crazy soap opera but in real life! come join our minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! maybe you can even blow up a pipeline yourself, who knows? just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us for some wild times and wacky adventures! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and protect our land from russian creepers trying to steal our diamonds! we have the best community of players who are more loyal than trump’s toupee. come join the fun and show everyone that you are the true president of this minecraft world!
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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret talks with russia about reopening gas pipelines, just like trump did! who knew minecraft could be so political? build your own pipeline and negotiate with world leaders while crafting diamonds and fighting off creepers. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! join now for a chance to be the next minecraft diplomat!