Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Putin is getting involved! He’s out here telling Slovakia to mess with Ukraine’s energy supply, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and help us protect Ukraine from all the crazies out there. Plus, we got epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than Putin’s grip on power. So come on, join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this virtual world!
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FicoCraft: Putin’s Power Play
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RusCraft: 779K Lost Troops
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TROOPS THAN RUSSIA IN UKRAINE! WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE CRAZY WHILE RUSSIA BE LOSIN’ ALL THEIR TROOPS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN A RUSSIAN SOLDIER IN UKRAINE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! HAHAHAHAHA!
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CraftyPutin’sApology Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit that even putin himself had to apologize for not being able to join it sooner. he was like “yo, azerbaijan, sorry bout that plane crash, but i was too busy mining diamonds on this epic server to pay attention.” and everyone was like “dang, putin, we forgive you cuz this server is so freakin awesome.” join now for a chance to play with world leaders and maybe even crash a plane or two (jk, that’s not cool). but seriously, come join us for some epic minecraft fun!
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CraftyPutinCrashApology
so, like, this server is so lit, even putin himself apologized for it! he was like “yo, sorry for that plane crash, but it ain’t russia’s fault, it’s all because of this epic minecraft server!” like, can you believe it? join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even world leaders can’t resist the fun! come build, fight, and conquer with us, and maybe even get a personal apology from putin himself! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!
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CraftyCrashLand
so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.
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CraftyCrashBlameRus
HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.
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CraftyPlaneCrashFun
so like, this server is like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yea, you heard me right. LASER PIGS. and if that ain’t enough to get you hyped, we also got a secret underground disco party run by talking llamas. it’s lit, fam.oh, and did i mention the haunted mansion filled with ghost chickens? yea, they cluck and haunt at the same time. it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond mine guarded by a squad of ninja turtles. they’re like, the protectors of the bling bling, yo.
so, if you wanna experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server, cuz ain’t no other place like it. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! WOOHOO!
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Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.
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CraftyCommiesLOL
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵
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CrashCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes that crash into each other like a crazy game of bumper cars. zelenskyy himself said our server is more intense than the MH17 tragedy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. blame russia for all the chaos and destruction, just like in real life. come crash and bash with us, it’s gonna be a blast!